The American Test

Discussion in 'America Attacks!' started by Tamee, Sep 18, 2004.

  1. Tamee

    Tamee naked

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    take it
    Here are my results:
    You are 60% American!
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    You have 120 proof blood
    [​IMG] You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

    Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

    Compared to 27,601 other test-takers:




    • 50% Scored lower than you
    • 2% Scored the same as you
    • 48% Scored higher than you
     
  2. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    anyone mind posting a login so i dont have to register to take this damn test, i hate entering more personal info on the web, as if i dont have enough passwords to keep.
    Remember kiddies anytime a site wants you to register your info is being stored on a server and viewable by some hairy palmed IT geek somewhere and sold to spam companies like bush selling his soul for Iraq.
    Anyway, i always create bogus names and spread the word about the login to my friends so it is used and abused and totally negates the purpose of making people login. Except at this forum of course. There must be some honor.
     
  3. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    61%, bitches. I like, vote and stuff. Sometimes.
     
  4. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    73% American!
     
  5. EllisDTripp

    EllisDTripp Green Secessionist

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    email: matti_mainio
    Password: salasa5a

    Whenever you want to bypass the registration for a site, go to:

    http://www.bugmenot.com

    , and enter the site's URL. It will then return login/password pairs that users have submitted for public use. If they don't have one, register one under a suitable fake name, and submit it to bugmenot.
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    60%, yay...woot woot.
     
  7. Tamee

    Tamee naked

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    I have never even recieved anything from TheSpark, even when I asked them to send me their newsletter, so I'm not very worried about it. And I never get spam, either. And there's nothing blocking it.
     
  8. underground04

    underground04 Member

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    im 64 percent american

    USA!USA!
     
  9. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    71%

    If you don't like us, our current president will want to 'Kick yer ass".

    If you do like us, our current president will want to 'Kick yer ass'.
     
  10. bandit28

    bandit28 Member

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    You are 71% American!
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    You have 142 proof blood
    [​IMG] You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

    Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.



    Compared to 30,235 other test-takers:
    • 92% Scored lower than you
    • 3% Scored the same as you
    • 4% Scored higher than you
     
  11. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    You are 52% American!
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    You have 104 proof blood
    You're really on the fence. Maybe you have dual citizenship. Maybe your love for your ancestral homeland commingles with your love for America. Maybe you love America, but you took the fall when things got rough. Maybe you're just struggling to balance the American dream with the crushing weight of capitalist society. It's not really any of our business.

    Some other on-the-fencers: Oliver North, Yakov Smirnoff, Jefferson Davis, Robert Oppenheimer, Alan Ginsberg, Mare Winningham, and Jane Fonda.


    huh, figured i'd have scored higher... :confused:
     
  12. Razor Face

    Razor Face Member

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    fascist tests are boring
     
  13. Tamee

    Tamee naked

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    How is it fascist?
     
  14. bandit28

    bandit28 Member

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    He probably got a low score, so that makes it a bad test.
     
  15. Day Dreamer

    Day Dreamer Member

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    7 You're driving to work when a uniformed police officer pulls you over. He wants to commandeer your vehicle to catch a fleeing criminal. You... Surrender it immediately. Pray it comes back undamaged.
    Tell him that you'll drive while he shoots. You've been waiting years for your life to imitate the art of Jerry Bruckheimer.
    Stick it to the man. Get your own wheels, dirty copper!
    Inform him that he has no legal claim to your car and drive to work.


    20 If you didn't join the Army, but you did serve the country, what exactly did you do?
    I didn't choose that answer.
    Cub Scouts counts as serving the country, right?
    I dunno. I, like, vote and stuff. Sometimes.
    I served ten years in San Quentin for treason.
    Nothing really.

    lol. Yea, took the test, I'm 59% american. lol. Guess I'm more Californian than American.
     
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