The all new penis appreciation thread

I have noticed a lot of penis envy and appreciation here lately so wanted to give it it's own appreciation thread.

 

having a penis would rule! even if it was a thumb dick... i could stand to pee and not have it dribble down my leg...

 

I like to polish mine up from time to time. Keep the rust off it, ya know.

 

since my appreciation thread switched to penis talk can i switch this thread to talk about me?
i like penises when they're attached to sexy men

 

maybe that's what I was doing.

 

awesome
i'm hungover today

 

ewww, That's no fun. I love a healthy acid burn.

 

yes, i do too
having headaches are no fun
i brought it upon myself, stupid dollar beer nights

 

I shall wait for the smegma spinoff.

 

smegma, i had to look that word up and i am very glad i did

 

I do recall your excitement for dollar beer night.

 

I have one...

I am not sure I am allowed to post anymore pics of it.. but oh well

 

Nice dong!

 

If you wanna pee like a guy, just do this:

 

or have an addadicktome performed.

 

I <3 penis.
I would hate men if they didnt have a penis.
Delicioso.

 

hahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahah
this made me develop laugh damages
i think it can be very useful in some extreme situation

 

My penis has received enough appreciation over the years.... I'll let the rest of you get some.

I'm generous... I know...

 

I still remember when I used to appreciate mine.