The Acrostic Poem Thread

Create an acrostic poem using the nickname of the above poster.

Now GO!

 

Flapping blue wings,
an ancient
cataclysm
erects.

eternity can wait, he proclaimed
attempting to nullify
the sails.
existence in a
rockwool gourd . .

 

Stalking his prey
Taking his time
Always watching
Longing
Karma

(sorry..poems aint my forte)

 

Big baby
Reading the book of shadows
assembling new pogo sticks
doing the tango

 

^^^^why Does Everybody See Brad Instead Of Bbad?????

 

Holy Shit I Thought You Were Brad This Whole Time

 

Boobies, Lots of
Boobies for our
armenian citizen of the
Dank

 

I really should have used a better username


Strong with the force
Thoughtful and intelligent
Always welcoming
Lucid dreamer
Kills debates with deadly accuracy

 

LOL I wish!

 

Its just a poem that doesnt rhyme....the rules didnt say it had to be true

 

Brilliant Bastard
Brad is, Goddamn
angle on that photo looks
damn good!

 

Slimey breath
Tangled hair
Accoustic madness
Leathery skin
Kilowatts of techno emminate from his windows....LOL my poetic patheticness at its peak

 

dude how did you know I am blasting some funkadelic psy?

BONGLOADS AND
BUMBLEBEES
ACCESSING THE NEW
DEMON

 

Strange aura
Techno-religious
Airport of confusion
Laughing incessantly
Kaleidoscope artist

 

Bears the suffering of millions upon his back...
Beneath fiery skies raining down chaos and pain...
Adamantly seeks the river's source against currents of uncertainty...
Death can arrive at any moment.

 

Face Eater

Fond
Attraction, is nothing but
Coercion.
Equality, is subjugating the
Emaciated.
Abject feelings.
Tranquility Beams.
Erlang brains
Reach critical mass

 

Oneness

Ovulating rapidly
New life infects the womb
Earth Rejoices.
Nonexistant moments before.
Extricated from the void.
Servile.
Sacred.

 

Faced with certain death
Another child is lost
Clearly everyone is confused
Eleven years is the cost

Even a triple crowned prince
Always gets the prize
Ten servants at his feet
Everyone, does him despise
Relativity and rebirth


^^Im gonna apologize in advance for this one

 

billowing forth from a volcano
bicycles melt in his proximity, for
accidental lava leaks from the
drooping cock

 

Satanic voices,
Talking,
Almost
Like,
Kreation.