Test comin up... PLEASE READ!!

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by The Stig, May 8, 2006.

  1. The Stig

    The Stig Member

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    My pre-employment drug test is getting closer, and as you can imagine I'm getting more and more nervous! Here's my background/story:

    20 year old male
    135lbs, 5' 10" (skinny as a damn rail)
    pretty fast metabolism (see above lol).

    My last smoke was right around april 22nd, or the 23rd can't remember precisely. Since then I've been completely drug free. I was a heavy smoker before then though, daily at least. So this will give me roughly 23-25 days clean, with the test being the morning of May 16th.

    I did one of these things last year, same job same story... except I gave myself more time off last year. A full 30+ days. I was nervous enough I still used a detox drink though, and yes I passed fine.

    I bought the Formula 420 brand cleanse drink today, anyone have experience with this stuff? I assume all these drinks are pretty much the same. Drink hour and a half or two hours before the test, water following, piss a couple times and go in for the test correct?

    Do I have anything to be worried about here? My inclination is that I'll be find but jesus these things scare the shit out of me. I'm hoping that my super skinny frame is really in my favor here...

    Just looking for some thoughts, and hopefully some reassurance that this won't be a problem for me. I hate drug tests!

    thanks,
    stiggy
     
  2. The Stig

    The Stig Member

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    come on ten reads and no replies? that's weak
     
  3. _toker_

    _toker_ Toking Up

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    you'd pass even if you didn't take that cleansing shit
     
  4. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Cannabis stays in your system for up to 28 days if you are a heavy smoker. Drinking lots of water can help flush your system quicker try a few saunas as well. Why not not get a friend who is clean to piss in a bottle for you. Keep it in your freezer. The day you need it thaw it out and put enough in a little tablet bottle or some other container and stick it down your underpants. Have it there at least an hour before the test so it warms up to body temperature. Not critical just make sure its not freezing cold in case they feel the bottle. When doing the test they cannot watch you the most they can do is stand behind you. Its easy just take the bottle out pour it into the test container and your away. I always have some clean piss in my freezer just in case. I have used this method many times in rehabs etc. Freezing the piss is best when defrosted if it looks clear its OK.
    Why risk it just make sure who ever does the piss for you is clean and not on some strange medication.
    Good luck.
     
  5. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Just read you wont have used for 25 days. Don't sweat it just drink four pints of water the morning of test empty your bladder first then your second piss will be clean. When you pass the test save some clean piss for emergency tests in the future.
     
  6. mr.beavis420

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    go to a gnc and pick up any pill with papain in it i read in high times that it can help decrease the overall percentage of THC in your system. and if push comes to shove go to gonumber1.com they have fake urine that you can use and from what I have heard it works well.
     
  7. The Stig

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    Thanks for the encouraging words. I expect to be just fine, the process itself is just stressful and imo unnecessary for someone my age.

    But que sera sera, I've got some AK's and a clean bong waiting for me after the test :D
     
  8. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    Somebody was talking about the success of chewing a tab of efferdent about 45 minutes prior to their test. Apparently it worked every time it was tried (a whole 2 or 3 times).
     
  9. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    drink energy drinks. the Niacin helps clear out your system i heard. and energy drinks all hav like 100%
     
  10. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Still reckon if in doubt use somebody elses piss.
     

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