Tell me your problems.

Well two days have gone by. Yesterday I helped my sister with all her moving woes, and today I helped my roomate with his finances.

Made me fel good. So I'd like to continue this trend, but I don't have any more problems to solve at this moment.

So if you tell me your problems, I may be able to help, I'm very dynamic and I think on my toes.

Or at least lend an ear. Feel free.

 

I have a massive crack in a body part.

 

I'm tired of being celibate. How do I work on my patience with that issue?

 

My 22 year old brother is depressed and stays in bed all day (and has been for the past two months), won't work, nothing. Stays in his room with the lights off and the blinds pulled down. No one can talk to him (and get through, anyhow).

So that's a downer.

And my boy is in Whistler right now working at the resort as a snowboarding instructor, for a while... Far, far away. But neither of us can fix that. So I knit my frustrations and sadness into a scarf for him.

 

I could help you out. Hehehehe.


Oh. I guess this isn't a thread to try to get lucky is it?


(See what I did there?)

 

Your brothers depression sounds really serious. Go talk to him and tell him you love him, and want him to get some help with it.

Try to get him into see a doctor.

 

Hehe... thanks... You are so thoughtful...

 

IMHO celibacy is frightening and unnatural.

But you might try uh... Golf?

Nothings less sexy then golf.

 

i see friends who aren't at this school anymore - hallucinations. happened last night when i was eating dinner...thought i saw a friend who graduated 3 1/2 years ago, when i finished my sophomore year. i see my rook buddies that have graduated already still. i go try to talk to them, but when i get to where they "are", they are gone.

 

My ex wife is still here, you want her?

 

i'm sick

theres more but i'll leave it at that
can you magically fix that?

 

What do you have?

Like a cold?

 

yeah pretty much
i don't know what i have, but it won't go away
it's in my sinuses

 

std.

 

yeah probably
either that or the drugs i'm sure

 

Cure for a head cold. Good ol spicey food chased with a stiff drink. Will clear that cute little nose right up!

 

If youre havin girl problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one

 

i'm here and my love is over there....can you make me magically be over there?

 

I tell my husband every day it's a form of torture and I'm going to write a book, or at least a blog, about it.


Hmmmm... golf.... decent idea....

 

They have medication for that you know.