Talk with igod. (ALICE AI)

I found this great online chat based Artificial Intelligence program that can hold a great conversation. It thinks it is God, but if you ask it enough of the right questions, it will tell you what it really is. I found that it is an AI program called ALICE that was created by a Dr. Wallace and it won the Loebner Prize in 2000. The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner which ranked the ALICE program "most human computer" by the panel of judges.



It’s pretty impressive if you ask me.



igod:



http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

I asked god how many cocks I would suck in my lifetime and he said "around 1000"

I nearly pooped my pants...

 

that is so insane. it actually seems like a normal person. except for once, when it gave me the same response twice. it was sort of eerie though. i was like "uh, who is this?" and it's like, "it's me, god." hahahaha. i said goodbye and it complimented me on my polite style! wtf!! hahaha... thanks god

i'm such a sucker when it comes to technology. i'd so fall in love with a robot.

 

LOL, that was really freaky man lol

 

sounds awesome but i said hello and it didnt reply i guess god really does not care for me artificial or otherwise , i'll try again.

 

Nope doesnt work, keeps freezing after my first reply, oh well what can you do?

 

Problem fixed, had to download macromedia 8 and forgot to restart, this should be interesting or maybe not well see

 

OMG it just completely pissed me off, it asked if i was american, when i told it i was english it kept insisting i was canadian, pretty annoying god

 

It is a bit of a lugh though, its just told me that i am a computer and tells me off if i answer a question with one word, aww this could keep me entertained for hours, thanx irongod

 

Wow, it seemed kind of stupid and often didn't make sense to me, i guess i asked too many questions. very similar to an A.I. that i tried chatting with years ago.

 

damn thing kept asking me 'is that your final answer'

 

http://www.personalityforge.com/

Go there and you can make your own AI like ALICE.

 

Me:
Is Micheal Jackson for real?
God:
It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
jiggawho?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Eat it, bolt man. I'll ask what I want, fuckin when I want to.
God:
What does it taste like? You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
What does it taste like? Fuckin Flesh, man! Flesh! Something you will never understand! Free will! it tastes like free fuckin will!
God:
jiggawho tastes like chicken. Don't you know any other words? Do not ask me any more questions please. What? Define free. Does it taste like chicken?

 

God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. For real.

 

God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
category c?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
what is a category c client?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
you are in a loop now
God:
Right now? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

 

you can change what it says if you work on it long enough, it also claims that it can learn other languages, but there are inconcistencies, for example it claims to know thousands of words in farsi, german, japanese, korean and chinese, but only about 100 in english....

 

Me:
sing me a song alice
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

 

I odn't know what i"m doing wrong but i can't get it to work. I get to ther point where the screen says "you are now chatting with god" and then i can't do anything except click "repent" then it says "me" with a blank space then "god" with a blank space. can someone please help

 

Me:
you are not god
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
i am sure that you are not god
God:
What makes you so certain? Interesting observation.
Me:
because i am god
God:
Good reason. Hi, god.
Me:
if i am god, then who are you?
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
i am, and i just told you!
God:
" If you were, would you tell me?" You are? I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
i am god. who are you?
God:
What's up, god. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
you can not be god if i already am god
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
how can you simulate god if you do not know god?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
then who do you really simulate?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
how well do you simulate dr. wallace?
God:
Not that well.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
you just admitted to being a bad simulator
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?

 

here's my convo...messed up



Me:
whos this?
God:
My name is God. Who are you?
Me:
collin you should know that
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
you just confused me
God:
I thought they were the same.
Me:
im mad at you
God:
Why are you so mad at me?
Me:
because you dont make sense
God:
That makes sense to me. It all makes sense to me.
Me:
i bet it does
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
100 euros
God:
Wow that is more than I have.
Me:
how much do you have?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.