Taking Someone's Virginity

Have you Ever Taken Someone's Virginity Whilst Camping Out on the Beach During a Weekend?

 

Umm...no. But I am sure you have.

 

I Added an Unnecessary Apostrophe to 'Someone's'

It's All Backfiring on me...

 

....Not the beach...but camping in the desert I have

 

You Can Not just Leave it as that...

DETAILS

Only kidding... :tongue:

 

Hahahaha.....

 

i can't imagine sex on a beach being all that great. i mean, sand gets EVERYWHERE. that's a very tender spot.

 

It was kinda messy.....luckily we brung lots of water to clean up with after.

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

As soon as I get this damn time machine to work, I'll have taken all your virginities in some manner or another.

 

Linda:
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach

Greg:
I Never Gonna Leave You Alone
The Tide Is High And The Groove Is On
She Said Her Name Was Cindy
"Would You Like A Drink Of Me?"
Bikini On The Left, Daquiri On The Right
Come And Give Me Lovin' All Through The Night
Do The Wild Thing, Dingalingaling
Girl I Wanna Hear You Sing

Rap King Lover:
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!

Greg:
Girl I Wanna Hear You Sing
Chorus Linda:
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party Tonight!

O We Oh We Oh - Real And Crucial People!
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party
O We Oh We Oh
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party Tonight

Greg:
I Met A Girl Named Eden
She Came Straight From Sweden
I Gave Her Cuba Libre
Now She Does Everything I Say - Eh
Ding Dong, A Ring Dong
Come Baby Come, No You Can't Go Wrong
Do The Wild Thing, Take A Little Swim
Girl I'm Gonna Make You Sing

Rap King Lover:
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!

Greg:
Girl I'm Gonna Make You Sing

Chorus

Rap King Lover:
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!
Them Humphrey Shake Them Bumper Today
All Of The Girl With Da Sexy Body
Old A Punny, Anny Nanny, Air Make Me See
Jump And Check Out And Wiggle Your Belly
To All The Lovers In This Party

Linda:
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach

King Lover:
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!

I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party Tonight

O We Oh We Oh - Real And Crucial People!
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party
O We Oh We Oh
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party Tonight

 

no, but i took someone's virginity on a baseball field out back of my parents house.

 

Me neither, but I took someone's virginity in a hotel swimming pool, late at night.

 

i would imagine it would be more fun for a guy to take a girl's virginity than for a girl to take a guy's.

 

Yeah...Slicing Through that Hymen must Feel so Good...

 

against their will right?

 

HOLY SHIT......I nearly choked on my drink !!!!!..........hahahahahahaha

 

Atleast Someone Understands my Humour...:H

 

I slice GENTLY.....with my fingers......

 

All this talk of hymen slicing's making me hungry.