Suvs are awsome!

My mommy has an SUV.

 

My mom drives a GMC Envoy XL. It enormous. I don't know why she thinks she needs it...she has two kids, but I have a car....my sister is 15.... I guess she does some gardening and stuff, but I really think it's excessive. It's disgusting, actually. There are people dying in Iraq so my housewife mom can drive her tank all over town to buy flowers.....

 

Shit, I would love me an SUV so that I would be able to run over dumb ass ELF wannabes.

 

Well my dad drives an SUV that actually has good gas mileage... but what really bothers me is stuff like HUMMERS!

 

My mom has a Lincoln Navigator and i'm an only child. My dad has only ridden in it twice since we bought it in december.

 

Do a google on "ELF"...

 

ELF= Earth Liberation Front. Their a bunch of whiners who do the same damn childish shit that you do. You should join them, you'd fit right in. Oh, and by the way, you're not fooling anyone: You don't give a shit about the Earth, you just want attention so you throw temper tantrums in parking lots. If you really gave a shit about the planet, you would petition the people that make the suvs and hummers, or at the least you would boycott driving or riding in ALL cars, trucks, airplanes, tractors, trains, and lawnmowers, because all these things emmit MORE gasolene than all the suvs because there are more of them. And don't try and justify your childish behaivour by saying their mommy bought it for them on her visa. You're stereotyping as you have no way of knowing the real reason for their purchase. But alas, I shouldn't have expected more from you.

-Kate

 

I dont really care for SUV's they get lousy gas mileage, and they brake down easily. but its the only thing we got

Speaking of ELF, those bastards are fuckin idiots, Burned down a hummer lot near my school and the building ashes spread towards an nearby elementary school, causing alot of little kids to choke and the school shut down temporarily.
not to mention the the idiot didnt just stop there, afterwards he smashed up a few neighborhood cars flattening tires and smashing windows....made alot of people loose their hard earned money and time....fucking morons

 

What do you do for a living?
I'm an elf.
An elf?
Yes, an elf?
You bonehead.

Elf freaks, please, don't give elves a bad name... think of Santa won't you.
Hummers rock! Who wants to give me a hummer? ... (if you know what I mean)

 

Hahaha. Good one Van Astral.


You're just being a delinquent and vandalising. I don't see how any possible good could come of that really. Don't get caught, cause 10$ says the person who catches you doing shit like that to their expensive car isn't going to call the cops and is just going to get their pay back out of your hide.
Careful what kind of kharma you are sending out there.

 

My dad has a GMC Yukon, and he only drives it every once in a while, and that's if: 1. We need to take a lot of people somewhere, or 2. If he is going to play somewhere (he is in a bluegrass band) and has to bring an upright bass (amongst other instruments), and he wants to make sure that it's protected from rain and such. Oh, and if it is snowing or icing up really bad and we need to go somewhere, because his Silverado is 2WD.

 

LMAO! Sorry, I just got an image of Tor the Dad leaving his kids in the desert and driving off while they scream and run after the car...I guess I have a twisted sense of humor.

-Kate

 

Cant forget those spinning rim things and those neon lights and a stereo that just makes some bsssss noise...all worth for what???to make you look kewl...

 

They iz whack.

Go ovakill on da bling bling.

Fo shizzle!

 

But if you are really, honestly against SUVs and such.. why make a violent type of ballad about it? Maybe it was supposed to be funny... but if SUVs are really a problem to you, why don't you try to create a petition or join an organization devoted to that matter. That way, people could understand about your point, sans the insults and such. I think this approach would be much more effective to your cause, and others could learn about your point of view in non-threatening manner. Good luck with your message!

 

I would run over Mike Rotches ass and flatten that delinquent down to nuttin!

 

I would love to hop in my Pathfinder and flatten Mike Rotch like week old road kill. Now that's livin'!

 

if thats what your thinking your no better then him you hipocrit.

 

Who? Please use the ever trusty quote system

 

dont let the cocks get to you... just put them on your ignore list mike... suvs suck.
i liked your post

some people are just cocks
let them cock it out.

wise words

Mui.