Surprises About You

What have you done or not done that would surprise us....

 

I tried to kill my dad

 

I have never seen Spinal Tap.

 

I haven't smoked anything in last 4 days. And i have it. And i haven't been drinking lately(6 days)

 

thats not exactly a surprise jug

How did you attempt this murder?


I have never had anal sex.

 

i stole $200 worth of art suplies over the course of a summer from a local arts and crafts store

 

What did you make with them all Willy?


Have you heard how funny Spinal Tap is Daisy?

Are you trying to quit Axis?

 

I can ride a unicycle.

 

No i'm not. I just don't smoke. And i quit beer because i'm on a diet.

 

i get horrible road rage and follow people who cut me off.

 

my friend and i put lingerie on and whipped cream on each others nipples

 

I get road rage too...I can understand getting it where you live Lynsey, my middle finger was always visible through my car window in southern Cal.

And Loveflower, I don't believe you...we need pictures to prove it

 

not only did i date a junkie for several years, he shot up on a daily basis for awhile, but i also lived with him for awhile too......

i have not ever shot anything into my veins nor do i ever want to.....i'm nauseous just thinking about it again.......

 

actually i had pictures but i deleted them (i kinda wish I had them back now)

 

I few months ago I lost a few games of strip pool against a friend. It was the first and only time I've played strip anything.

We were playing pool at his club after-hours. Once I was completely nude, I climbed on top of the pool table and attempted to do the splits. The friction of the felt against the skin on top of my foot and knee gave me a rugburn, which have now turned into scars.

 

i tried to choke him

 

I have a wart on my penis so big that most women think it's a second head!

 

I used to get into lots of fist fights when I was younger. I was a very angry person.

 

I was a fighter too peanuts...I hear ya.

 

i've never been in an actual physical fight


.....and i've never mowed a lawn in my life.....