Suppositories

I was telling Daniel that my butt is an exit only, then one of my friends said, "Unless you need a suppository, then it's a temporary entrance," which brought back to mind the worst memories of my childhood. I said that pioneers didn't go around shoving things up their butts and Daniel said, "Notice that there aren't many of them around these days."

 

You can take your suppositories and stick them up your ass for all I care.

 

I have ten mg of suppository valium for if I ever have a seizure over two minutes....

yeah.....

 

Did you shove something up your bum as a child?

 

That's kindda hot.

 

I didn't, but I was a sickly child and got suppositories a lot, and I got pin worms from my dog a lot when I was a little kid, so I had a doctor's finger up in there a time or two. Any chance I ever had at liking anal was destroyed before I was 5.

 

I never want it used.

 

I can relate to the Dr. finger up the ass.

 

I imagine it would be quite a feat to use it.

 

suppositories are a great form of antinausea medicine when you can't stop puking.

other than that... yeah. i felt really bad when i had to give suppositories to a client every other day so he could take a shit. poor guy.

 

when i was in hospital because of the morphine i was constipated for a week

then a nurse said they may have to use suppositories

but luckily it didnt come to that. it was bad enough when the nurse saw my penis

 

i'm sorry, but if you ever have a two minute seizure around me you're just fucked.

 

I got a suppository up my bum in childhood once. Also, one of my worst memories.

 

Ahhhh, you're all full of shit.

 

I used to hate those, throw tantrums before getting one when I was little. It hurt so bad and was so cold!!!! But it wqas the only way for me not to puke my meds.

 

oh my fucking god i was bored so looked suppository up on wiki and saw

A suppository is a drug delivery system that is inserted either into the rectum (rectal suppository), vagina (vaginal suppository) or urethra (urethral suppository) where it dissolves.

urethra!?!? wtf no way fuck that shit. reminds me of that serial killer who inserted glass rods into his victims urethras and then shattered them. omfg now i cant stop thinking about that

if anyone remembers that thread a while ago about phobias and i posted mine and then got all worked up and freaked out over it well its happening again im nearly having a panic attack fuck that shit its the one thing that makes me uncomfortable

 

Ewwness.

 

I have been very lucky I guess, my rear has been left alone from people trying to shove stuff up it. Hell even some pain shots I made the nurse use my arm and not my cheek, told her my arms were the size of her cheeks, lol

No way will I require that my ass be used to live other than for an exit.

 

almost as disturbing as watching the lady you have a photo of hump a dog on her own tv show.

 

sometimes if I don't feel like eating them I'll make a water hawaiian baby woodrose extract and have it absorbed in my rectum. then go for a walk through the sea.