Suicidal factoid

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by War John, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. War John

    War John Member

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    You are in the very act of committing suicide.


    How so?


    Your body is right now in the act of committing suicide. You are aging, right? Then your body is in the act of committing suicide as we speak. It is a slow suicide, but your body will kill itself. Trust that! Your body kept a death wish from day one. lol.

    It is only selfish and hypocritical to try to talk somebody out of suicide when you your self are in the very act of committing suicide.

    No one can walk away from suicide. Your body is not happy here on earth so it is slowly offing itself. You couldn't cheer up your body if you wanted to to keep it from commiting suicide.

    So you see, we're all suicidal.
     
  2. War John

    War John Member

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    The older you get, the closer your body gets to finishing its suicide! Bad health is your body's way of rushing the suicide.
     
  3. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    And the award for the stupidest post ever on hipforums goes to.....
     
  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Basically life is a fatal condition for which there neither is no cure nor is there any hope for a cure.
     
  5. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    We all gotta go sometime..... I'm really pissed off that my body is killing itself. I am going to tell it to quit. I'm sure it will listen to me.
     
  6. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    You self-nominating?
     
  7. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    fucking nihilist
     
  8. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I'm not causing my own death and neither is my body. Mechanical things only last so long.......... Shivaya is right, Why am I even replying to this nonsense.
     
  9. War John

    War John Member

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    I still stand correct. Check the last definition highlighted...
    Definitions of suicide (n)
    su·i·cide [ s i sd ]

    killing yourself: the act of deliberately killing yourself

    somebody who commits suicide: somebody who intentionally kills himself or herself

    doing something against own best interests: the act of doing something that seems contrary to your own best interests and seems likely to lead to a disaster such as financial ruin or loss of position or reputation



     
  10. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    eah but youre not "doing'' something. It's just happenning. There's nothing deliberate about this...
     
  11. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Actually you are doing something.... Living.

    So, the only way to stop this insidious slow suicide is to speed it up..... :D
     
  12. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    lol, I hate this thread haha
     
  13. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    First time someone has to change a diaper for me--it's hello oxy. Otherwise,I'm stickin' around.
     
  14. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    ah c'mon scratcho, diapers arent so bad.. I mean... youve done it all before
     
  15. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Ah shit--guess you're right. Ok. I'll stay. Just need a volunteer to change the damn things. Anyone? No?
     
  16. puffed up in my ford

    puffed up in my ford Senior Member

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    It is deliberate, you are doing something.you drive, eat the shit they call food instead of growing your own with no chemicals or fake shit in it.you obviously do some kind of drug since youre here.

    Im helping it along.I smoke, drink way too much soda and coffee.I eat fast food mainly.I definatly don't eat healthy.I drive like an asshole.sorry but I don't want to be here anymore.its selfish to make those of us who have seen things that you cant imagine live with the physical and emotional pain that comes with it.
     
  17. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    LOL

    Wait... what are you trying to say here? I hope you're not saying what I think you are...
     
  18. ganjabomber

    ganjabomber Senior Member

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    the word you're looking for is dying, check it out....
    see? this is a more logical post. in fact, it's almost logical. It could be a metal song if you wanted it to be.
     
  19. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    It's not suicide,...it's natural. That's a factoid.

    Talking someone out of suicide is in no way hypocritical or selfish, the idea that you think it is, is just silly.
     
  20. puffed up in my ford

    puffed up in my ford Senior Member

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    Do I really need to spell it out for you?33 years of nobody wanting me for me.I was born unwanted.my father told my mom to throw me in the trash.only reason people want me around is for what I can do for them.when I had money everybody wanted me around.when the money was gone everybody including my fiance went with it.I didn't get one phone call or visitor on christmas.I got 2 text messages.not even good enough to deserve an actual call from people.got one christmas card from my landlords other tenant.

    Just the life I wanted.I took care of all my friends and family.handed them money every day without expecting to get it back.im not talking ten or twenty bux here and there.im talking thousands.I spent 60,000.00 to save my parents house from foreclosure but I cant live there.
     
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