Stupid shit...

My buddy told me his friend was looking to get rid of some thizz
so iv been looking forward to buying it
i got his number
gave the guy a call
and got
"whos this?"
"hey man im a friend of johnnys, he said you where looking to sell some thizz"
"wait... whos this?"
"Donnie (my last name) from CHS, i talked with johnny and he said you could hook me up with some thizz"
"hey man ill call you right back"
Beeeeeeeeep

i need to find a steady fucking dealer who knows who i am

 

did you call him back?

And btw you should have had the johnny character call him first.

 

Yeah, have your friend talk to him first and it sounds like things would have been cool...

 

yea pry should have let your buddy introduce you or something, big rule in drug dealing is if you don't want to get caught, don't sell to people you don't know.

 

my buddy was saposed to call him
he didnt tho
luckly he called him for me and he dropped it off for me

 

duddddeeee

what sort of an introduction is:

'im a friend of some john, i hear you sell some drug?'

 

you need to establish who the friend is if its really his friend. otherwise who the FUCK are you? (to him)

 

johnny was just a genaric name cuz i dont wana go posting all my hookups names online
the conversation was a little more in depth
Like
"Hey my i speak to so and so"
"Yeah man this is him"
"Yeah so and so told me to give you a call"
followed by his retarted ass being to stoned

luckily it worked out

 

some people don't like drugs to be mentioned in any way over the phone, especially cell phones. not even slang like "thizz". you have to be careful how you structure your sentences. i know a lot of people who'd put someone on their immediate shit list for that.

but anyway, glad it sorted out for you.

 

ah man, lately my dealers been doing that to me too...
"ohh okay, i'll call you back..."

then i never hear from him again... lol.

i honestly think he just wants to keep that shit for himself. lol.

 

I hate dealers who fuck around with you.

Can't people just be straight up anymore?

 

what is thizz?

 

thizz
is what we call ecstacy around where im from

 

I've only ever heard MDMA called thizz on this forum. Rolls or beans up here. U.K. they just call them pills.

It's cool going to a large fest and hearing all the different slang terms. At Bonnaroo some dude was yelling out "yayo, doses, bombs!", when i asked him he said bombs are what people call ectsasy in the South.

 

in my city they're called tabs

 

rolls, thats what streetsavvy people say here, otherwise you just have the stupid freshman girls yelling "HEY WHERE'S THE ECSTASY?!?!?!"

Hell when I buy them I never even call them anything, it's just hey man you got anything? sure dude 30 for 3, meet me at XXXX.

 

we often say 'pills' in piglatin.

that is 'illpays'

but thats just a noteable one because piglatin is an ageold form of flying under the radar

 

and thats also just sortra me and my friends maybe

 

We just call them flips

 

I personally call them skittles. I've only heard me, and my group of friends call them that because it's what our dealer calls them.