stroke your own ego

We all know why posters ask questions in threads ie. who is your favorite poster, who is the sexiest poster, who is the coolest guy, the biggest stoneer, skinniest, hugest cock, who would fuck me... etc etc etc

Just to stroke eachothers already massive egos
Since we are all online anyways there is no way to check if the person deserves to be boosted, fucked, or remembered...


Just post your won ego boost and stop beating around the bush you pussies!

Like me. I am really fucking funny so you can all kiss my ass.
I laugh at my own jokes. This laughing also makes me very HEALTHY and confident.

I feel that my breasts also deserve some recognition and my nose is impeccable.

:cheers2:

I can also outdrink 2/3rds of you kids on here and can afford my own weed, alcohol, and have my own house and car.

And job.

And my tubes are tied so I can't accidentally get pregnant,

 

I'm just plain old stupid. I have no ego.

 

www.adsturbation.com

If you really want your ego stroked go there... It's not a porn site by the way. And if there is porn on it somehow I had no idea. Seriously.

 

I am pretty and I can crush the hell out of a wiffle ball. Love you warmi

 

lol omg I have that same shirt hehehehee ^

yes bring on that ego stroking I like it...
I get tired of riffling through threads to find my name only to not find it when I know that I am like 5 gazillion times cooler than like everyone on the internet except for some people I dont know and most of my friends.

 

I just plain rule.

Everybody in this house has clean underwear thanks to me.

 

make your your sig pic too and we can be the cool twins.


I cropped the bottom half out. dont want to get swarms of nudie requests

 

Why try? I'm that guy
Holden Caulfield from Catcher In The Rye
Put away ‘cause he wasn't all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of Seinfeld
Or Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Buttons pushed but never went off
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
My future plans include not much
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck
Wanna be a Ghostbuster
First black President, owner of Hustler
Got shot down like Larry Flynt
Felt like shit like a bowel movement
Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can
See the future in the palm of my hand
Psychic Friends, Network loser
Large phone bill in my very near future
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck

 

I have really long legs, which are also really strong and fast and am a pro at anything arts or design related. I also make a mean greek soulvaki according to the husband (I don't eat meat. I just cook it for the husband and sometimes the dogs lol...I guess I should add that I am a good wife and dog mommy).

 

<insert humor here>

 

You are a goddess. I am not wearing undies right now because I forgot where I put the clean ones ):...we're unpacking, so I have a partial excuse I guess?

 

Im amazing at cooking quiche

 

I'm excellent at making a bell ring in women's stomachs

 

I do awesome cartwheels and smell really nice right now.

 

I've been known to take a decent photograph from time to time.

 

what bell would that be?

 

I think I'm in like!

 

hee :]
I know this, your morning stick told me.

 

LOL!!!

 

gawddang, you rock!!!