On average, people fear zebras more than they do chocolate! Scratching your scrotum uses 80 calories an hour. John Wayne's son invented the computer chip. In every episode of The Andy Griffith Show there is a condom somewhere. Many jackasses/donkies only blink one eye at a time. The plastic bottle was invented by a homosexual. A hippo can have intercourse for 3 years. Women lick themselves nearly twice as much as men. Clifford The Big Red Dog books were banned in yugoslavia because he doesn't wear clothing. 1 out of 50 bowel movements has a cockroach in it.
In food... well, actually there are like...8 spider legs in every box of cereal also. The average person eats 5 spiders in their lifetime while asleep.
