people often say that Coca-Cola invented this image of santa Clause, except they don't realize that in "A Visit from St. Nicholas" [the real title for Twas the night before Christmas] 60's years before Coke was invented, that image had been described. Coke just hijacked it and marketed it to no ends since the 40's...
coca-cola was responsible for the shooting of isidro segundo gil outside a columbian bottling plant. he was the head of the striking union
santa was a shaman. then the churchpals said,no thats unchrist-iss and looked at the saint nichols or whoever priesty guy, but it wasnt hip to make the bastard wear a dress so coca cola made him wear the outfit he wears now. http://www.lightworks.com/MonthlyAspectarian/1997/December/1297-12.htm
all soft drinks are equally gross except for fresca, and SOMETIMES sprite(only sometimes cuzza the cals), and diet dr. pepper if theres nothing else and i don't feel like havin water.