stonerland

I'm taking some advice of topnotch here, and I have decided to revive the old stonerland thread, What would it be like if stoners had their own country?, was the question.

I would fucking blaze all day and have like 100 plants in my back yard. hahaha it'd be fuckin awesome. duuuuuuudeee

 

I'm just gonna copy/paste........easier this way. lol

It would be a much more peaceful country. Marijuana would be our only export and that would be how we'd accumulate the funds to run our country. While marijuana would be our only export, our main import would be munchies; health food for the health-conscious stoners and tasty/fatty/sugary foods and chocolate milk for the rest of us. Our workforce would consist entirely of horticulturalists and full-time grow specialists, and a genetics team to invent new strains, and maybe some 7-11's to sell munchies. Also, headshops would replace large organizations like Wal-Mart. Our only laws would be those laws that prevent the harm of other people and theft. The only drug laws would be for crack/coke, meth, heroin, tobacco, alcohol, and marijuana(a law that says we have to smoke weed to live in the country). Mushrooms would also be mass-cultivated and processed into chocolate bars for easy/tasty consumption.

TopNotchStoner for president. lol

 

hahahahahahahaha I'll vote for you topnotch hahaa

 

That's all I ask man. You won't regret it Free lbs of your strain of choice, for everyone who votes for me. The obvious campaign incentive.

 

i just want some of those shroomy candy bars

 

Me too.

 

Another high import rate would be of DVD's, tea and also beer. While marijuana is the main export Stonerland also has one other export, noodles. While the people of stonerland dont really do much they do make fantastic noodles which is are a delicacy in the whole of the world. The noodles are delicious, really stringy and soft, with a hint of chicken flavouring.
Fuck im hungry. The main form of transport would be bike, with one of those rain cover thingys to enable hotboxing. Every town would have huge speakers in the street pumping reggae and other chilled out stuff until 2am when really calming stuff would come on to sooth a stoned sleep.
Off to bed, goodnight. May our country prosper.
Ich schwre zum heiligen Vater. Ich schütze immer das motherland des heiligen Vaters von ganja. Ich schw50re unten im Namen des Christentums.

hahahaha babelfish 4tehwin

 

hahaha nice, man.

 

hahahahahahaha definately man, especially the dutch part

 

Along the side walk there would be a bong every one foot and a couch every two. There will be no money, we will just exchange weed. There will be Tommy Chong clinics for those suffering from sobriety.

 

hahaha that's fookin stonerlicious, man.

 

to quote aldous huxley, "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise."

 

Beautiful, man......absotively, posolutely beautiful.

 

id build myself a house like the hobbits have in lord of the rings. with the round door, and perma-hot-box that shit. man, just the simple dream of fearlessly walking down the street smoking a spliff is wonderful, and it would be SO nice.

we'd also have a space program, for the SOLE purpose of transporting stoners into space and letting them munch out floating above the earth. and maybe spreading marijuana to other planets

 

Going into space would be amazing, going into space while blazed would be just off the scale. Hahaha spacing out in space!

 

It'd be really fuckin hard to hit a bong in zero gravity... But imagine the awesome clouds of smoke you could make!

 

Imagine how it would be to go into space while tripping on our processed-shroom candybars It makes me happy to think about it

 

no sketchy ass stoners though, you know the ones, they steal, beat people up for fun, and they do lots of other drugs. and they stink too.

 

instead of benches in the park, there'd be sofas ^^


vote topnotch


lol

 

i think that's the best idea i've ever heard

they'd have to be old-people plastic covered couches though

so they wouldn't get wet when it rains (...well they'd get wet, but you get the point)