Stoner Sex....

......is the best thing in the world!

Its so great to smoke a blut, go fuck, smoke another blunttogether, which is just sweet, fuck some more and then still be really really high once you're done...like its like the best feeling in the world..you just got off and you still have a great buzz....

yay for stoners gettin it on! lol

(pointless thread but damnit im happy/high right now)

 

Amen Sister!

 

I never fucked sober in my life. Only stoned. And I fucked a lot.

 

sometimes i would pack a bowl
leave it in my drawer
go pick up my gf
come back here
smoke it
then have sex (great fucking sex mind you)
then lay in my bed either to take a nap or eat munchies
then a little bit later smoke a bowl again
those were good times :H

 

And sex is good for cottonmouth and the munchies too.

 

LOL HAHAHHA

 

I wanna get laid dammit! lol. but yeah i bet it is great.

 

Stoned sex = Good Times

It works out much better than drunk sex which for me can get pretty sloppy depending on how much I drank hehe.

 

lol yeah me too...if im too drunk i get too into it lol

damn i slept good last night lol

 

I just reread this and didnt remeber writing it lol!

 

me and my bf were just thinking about that the other day...

we were like "have we ever had sex not stoned?" haha and we thought for a minute and then we were like, "nope" hahaha

 

You should try it. Sex on baked goods is the best though

 

that's actually kind of a shame
you should have normal sex
normal sex is great
you shouldn't always be high

 

I like sex. Period. End of Story.

 

i wholeheartedly agree with you sir.

 

as do i

 

yeah me and my girlfriend are always stoned when we have sex....its fun.

 

hell yeah. i have waaaay more fun sleeping with guys who smoke pot for some reason. but i like men who can sober a bitch up QUICK.

sex + weed = 2 of my favorite things.

 

hahahahaha...i know...

we have ahd sex sober plenty of times...its just better high...but so is everything else in life...except maybe getting arrested...that would be wprse high i think

 

Although I haven't had a girl in close to a year, I'd have to agree with the poster. Now if you're really up for a challenge, smoke one during it.