Ok so for a more recent Stoner moment of Idiocy for me this past Superbowl weekend I had invited my girlfriend down to stay with me.. we decided to stay up at my sisters trailer...friday was perfect...saturday rolls around heres where it all happened ok after smoking bong after bong from the time we got up my sister and her b/f take off for a few hours and had reminded me before hand to make sure I put wood pellets in the pellet stove... me and my g/f go in the back room and do our thing now keep in mind I DID NOT FORGET...we were just a little pre occupied a couple hours later we finish our buisness go back out in the living room to watch the movie beerfest (great movie but anyway) its freezing cold in there the fire went out! and this pellet stove is one of the older models from the late 1980s so I had no Idea how to work the fuckin thing... so me being a guy decides to ACT like I know what Im doing I try to follow the directions listed on the inside of the door where the controlls are I turn it on fill the stove with pellets feed the pellets into the stove look baffled as it dosnt start then it occours to me that those particular stoves you had to start it with lighter fluid I douse the pellets in the goo light it it goes out I feed more pellets in re douse in goo it goes out so stupid me decides to pour the whole bottle on and I start it and it stays lit so I said to my g/f "hey baby Im gonna hop in the shower real quick" so I go in and take my shower get out and start getting dressed aand I hear my sisters voice shreik "OH MY GOD!!!!" then she comes pounding on the door demanding I come out as it turns out the pellets I lit were in the ash pan and I nearly cought the house on fire!!!! and thats why my sister wont let me stay there until she gets homeowners insurance...feed me hay and call me a jackass thats my story lol
OMg, you are such a bonehead,lol! That is a total dude thing to do tough... And you know you're not the ony one to ever do that. Glad nothing was bured down!!
