Stoner Annoyances

I hate the fact that none of my friends know how to corner a bowl. And they wonder why the hell I like smoking bongs and bowls more than anything else. Something else that annoys me to no end is when people that have been smoking cigarettes for about a month or two talk about whenever they are going to have a smoke or how they need one soooo bad on Facebook. Not really stoner related, but still retarded.

 

i hate when i wanna keep smoking but someone i'm smoking with doesn't
i hate when people describe their high to me
i hate when people act ridiculous because they're high

ig i just hate people that don't smoke a lot hahaha

 

fucking amen to both of you.
i hate when people bug out when they're shot cause they don't know how to handle shit
but the worst is when they liek don't smoke right or don't get high and your the one smoknig them down. so they keep bitching about "cmon one more bowl"
and i fucking hate those people that just started smoking and bitch about craving a cig really bad for attention

 

Its ridiculous, I've been smoking since I was 13 or 14 I don't even remember, but I quit like 3 weeks ago and it really wasn't that hard at all. When I first started smoking though, I NEVER actually craved a cigarette.

 

yeah cause a lot of times people only do it to get noticed or be cool. so they have to announce it to everyone when really they don't need it at all.
im addicted as fuck now though haha

 

I hate people who get saliva on the mouth piece of a bowl (its just really gross and can cause all my friends to make fun of that one person)

I hate people who have only smoked a couple times and think they are the world biggest stoner

I also hate when someone packs a bowl too tight and fucks up the whole thing (it happened for the 100th time the other day)

i also hate when people lick the whole blunt and get it all wet and shit i wont even smoke it if someone does that

and lots more

im just a picky mother fucker lol

and the cigarette thing is an annoyance all on its own

 

Ph my fucking God i know they don't just shut the fuck up.

 

yes.

 

why do people even talk about smoking cigarettes its not like they get you high or anything unless im smoking the wrong type of cigarettes lol

when i first started smoking cigarettes i never remember being that open about it until i got caught and even then it never really crossed my mind to talk about it unless i was discussing brands of cigarettes

 

sorry for posting so much but i just remembered something else that bugs the crap out of me

people talking about weed like they know all about it when they have never smoked it or even been near it

brown fucking weed is another annoyance in my world

and people who lie about the grade of the weed and then get mad when you dont want to buy it because it sucks

 

This.
Especially the second one. Sometimes you're feeling really baked and someone just says: Durr.. I'm not high yet.
That's just because you're not smoking properly at all.. :toetap05:

 

right? and theyre like cmon lets smoke more
like its not a problem

 

I hate girls with little tits..

 

i think the problem with most new smokers is they dont get the idea that you have to take the smoke into your lungs not just your mouth

that seemed to be the problem with a lot of people around here

 

people who cough back into the bowl and blow out weed.

fresh year of college a kid i smoked up did that twice in one sitting.
the second time he lied and said the bowl was kicked when he actually
just blew out the weed from coughing. lucky for him im a nice guylol

 

that's another huge thing. whenever people spoof the bowl they like always say it was already kicked when they did that

 

your a better person than me i'll rage over someone blowing the weed out or even knocking the bowl over and spilling the weed even if i've got an oz

 

yea it was the first week and i didnt know anyone so i figured id let it go than make an enemy.

plus it was dark and i couldnt prove it.

this kid was funny as hell tho. he would get high and go in the dorm stairwell and do freestyles on his cellphone and it was just hilarious. oh, hes white and from the suburbs too lol

 

haha theres so many kids around here liek that, to the point where its annoying. now smoking with REAL ghetto kids is ridiculously funny

 

lol well if it was dark i guess i could forgive that i would still be quite annoyed tho

I'm very stingie(sp?) person so yeah