Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

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  1. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member HipForums Supporter

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    i used to maul wood when i was in boarding school. are we talking about the same thing? splitting wood?

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  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    that was weird...I quoted and all of a sudden se a dude splitting wood....cant see him in your post...only my quote

    but ya...same thing...I have a maul too but I can split a whole winter of wood in a day with this as opposed to splitting for 20 minutes every day until march
     
  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    although...it is a very manly feeling to split a huge stump with one wack in 20 below weather....wood really pops good when it is that cold
     
  4. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member HipForums Supporter

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    Whoa... Yeah! That's way better. We would be at it for months to make up a cord or something. (a cord is a measurement of chopped wood, i think). Maybe not that long, but we were crosscutting it and hauling it everywhere. Carrying big logs...

    that's great that you'll have that out of the way! :)
     
  5. Mother's Love

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    ive hissed at people. not big on the arm flapping though.
     
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  6. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    ….yes....and my sister cut down a massive dead elm in her back yard and there is a bunch there for me to pick up.....somehow….havnt quite figured that one out yet but I will....it is my excursive hauling it around stacking etc...i'm also off the hook for driveway shovelling this winter because y neighbor has already said he will be doing it with his tractor

    here he is pushing some of the wood I burned tonight over to the garden where I wanted the fire....this tractor is 33 grand Canadian out the door

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    here he is pulling an entire black walnut I cut down fro the back field out to my wood cutting and burn pile....I cant burn this in or near the garden ….not good for it



    this was a mistake...auto correct...I will leave it though

    ex·cur·sive
    [ikˈskərsiv]
    ADJECTIVE
    formal
    1. of the nature of an excursion; ranging widely; digressive.
     
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  7. Rich people chopping wood. A thread.
     
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  8. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    when doing the chicken dance some arm flapping is needed.....everyone here has had to have done a drunken chicken dance at a wedding or Oktoberfest or somewhere?...I dont even wait for weddings I do a chicken dance for no particular reason just to cheer myself up when at the grocery store or pumping gas etc...anywhere public really...not popular at funerals mind you
     
  9. How much does it cost to see the chicken dance?
     
  10. rollingalong

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    more than you can afford
     
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  11. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    I just noticed that guy splitting wood in the meme looks like he is in on a somewhere...not really where wood splitting is commonly seen
     
  12. Look at how clean his outfit is. Probably the only time he got the wood splitting right. Or maybe not...you don't really see it splitting in the clip. He ain't no lumberjack I can tell you that much.
     
  13. Noserider

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    in on a somewhere?

    Fucken stoner...
     
  14. Fuckin' beards.
     
  15. See Dick Cheney chop some wood... Bet the fucker would have two dozen goes before he managed to get one right and then act like he was the one being disturbed and quit.
     
  16. Tyrsonswood

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    He'd probably bury the axe in some guys head and say "sorry... thought you were a log"
     
  17. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey... I didn't do nuthin'
     
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  18. Mother's Love

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    60,000 ballots (seems like mine included, as i have still not received it) now found and properly delivered to the post offices. a damn tractor trailer full of ballots goes missing? are you shitting me?

    i want my ballot.
     
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  19. GLENGLEN

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    Wow......Such Aggro......From Such A Sweet Young Lady......Who Stepped On Your Toes Today...???.. :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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