Stoned in China.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by ShanghaiMan, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. ShanghaiMan

    ShanghaiMan Member

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    Hello stoners... I live in Shanghai and I get stoned every day on this really nutty gear that I buy from some Muslim fella down the road. I get wacked off me head then go out and sit in Starbucks checking out foxy Chinese birds.

    Wrong? I don't think so, son!


    Jog on!
     
  2. syd

    syd Banned

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    excellent. Reminds me of enter the dragon where that williams cat the black guy with afro takes all those chinese chicks to screw. Are you black with an afro. i hope so
    SOOOOOOOO STONED RIFH NOW
     
  3. ShanghaiMan

    ShanghaiMan Member

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    I am not black and neither am I in possession of an Afro.

    Come to think of it I don't have as much luck as the geezer in Enter the Dragon, but I try me best.

    Yessir, getting ripped is good for you.
     
  4. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    you have fucking starbucks in China! Fuck, that's just terrible. It's bad enough we Americans are subjected to their terrible coffee and horrible overall business, but now they've invaded Asia too? :(

    anyways, congrats on the smoking in Shanghai. I imagine the goverment is pretty harsh if you get caught, based on what I've heard. So, I hope you don't get caught, bro.
     
  5. ShanghaiMan

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    Starbucks everywhere in China mate. The Chinese love it! I hate it, but I like the female customers that go there....

    Possession of dope in China is a grey area. The cops don't seem to fussed. I try to keep my nose clean about it so it's generally ok.

    Last night, me and a mate skinned up and smoked a spliff in the middle of a restaurant. No-one batted an eyelid.
     
  6. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    i like the starbucks at the airport because they dont make it too hot
     
  7. ShanghaiMan

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    Really? Why?
     
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