Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Could have been worse

axe throwing almost accident.

 

Lol. Rookies.

 

its just so much better to be able to stick my beak into a jar and smell and ask the stoners at the rez what are they smoking?...they usually are very good at recommendations...…..none of this ''what do want to get from the smoke?'' stuff.....most they ask is indica or sativa and they know what ''i just want my face to melt '' means...…….last time buddy described the weed as ' lights out''.....he was right

 

I never, ever want to catch "the feels" again.

 

Lizard fun for Mal..

https://i.imgur.com/nnCnj4j.mp4

 

I would have been impressed if she caught it...

 

Looks like Bob Marley attacked Bret ..,

 

Haha brutal. Have you seen the Fox News one?

 

@Orison you see this?
Simple Makes it better Everytime

 

all weekend I have been spring cleaning...big bag for donating so far and nowhere near done...emptied 2 rooms completely and started them over

I have too many blankets...too many t-shirts....too many ratty hoodies..all gotta go

 

I hope that no good drunk brotherinlaw getting into a head on collision with a telepole .. Sorry but not sorry for the telepole. I need tag this motherfucker right here and expose his cocaine snorting drunk ass. Then he drives all fucked up 1am in the morning from Scott Twp to Greentree .. Dude is really pathetic. Gets all drunk and has his pig drunk wife threaten my wife to pick up their mother at work. OR else she cant use the washer, or she will call the cops if she comes over, or she will file a restraining order. Are you people SANE ? Who does this shit? Top it off they are slobs.. I dont want to get the typhus ,, so I stopped going to their house. /makes me wanna puke.

I think If I knock him the fuck out only then .. will he get the message. and my bitch isnt helping either. gives them more money to use their ulitiees than here.. meanwhile thinks shes a brain surgeon running water washing hands. yeah water is free. you dont have to help out at all.. smh.

 

Monday morning

 

mumblestuff..

 

if bees made minimum wage a jar of honey would be over 6 million dollars.....one bee makes 1/12 of a teaspoon of honey in its life

 

Could very well be the case. Saw it happen more than once.
Unless there are strong signs indicating otherwise: like, that he really likes to talk more often. Which should become apparent in the next couple of convos i guess? But yeah, just saying that could imply he's just trying to make you end it so he doesn't have to. But not sure of course!! I don't even know the dude so its just a thought

 

vince neil of motley crue has been to some good restaurants since the 80s

 

Idiots cutting lots down here that are already maintained. no wonder this council person is on my shit to take this job. Its bullshit. Im not going to be able to do this without getting mad. now Ive to go to my regular job and be mad there.

 

Had a good truck race today. Qualified 1st, 7 laps led and finished in 2nd. was so surprised with the Pole my lap felt horrible then as I crossed the line I saw myself P1 and I knew the two fastest guys had already gone out so was good, I just couldnt hold pace after a long run, after 15-20 laps the alien just started getting a tenth on me a lap gown the front stretch. Obviously getting off Turn 4 quicker.