whats the worst/best excuse you ever gave when you were caught either by parents or anyone else. the best one i used is when i was living with my brother and he asked me why my eyes were so red and i told him its b/c i was crying cause i was worried about making money b/c my hours were cut at work. he believed it and i was trying my hardest not to laugh the whole time. whats yours?
once my mom asked me why i was so happy and i accidently told her i was drunk and that was a different story all together. that was the first time i got blazed so i didnt know what the hell i was saying
lol i try to keep my toking on the dl to people who dont toke. So i use the excuse that i fell asleep with my contacts in and it works like a charm everytime. Soon though they may realize i dont wear contacts.
yeah duck its weird when yer sober...your parents think u ARE stoned! but if my eyes are all red and all, they never ask but if they did, i'd say i just took a shower or just woke up, or i'm really tired. makes sense to me!!
this could have a double meaning... pollen from flowers, and pollen, the type of hash. so yeah, you can be "stoned" from pollen
HA...i say if ur gonna have 2 have an excuse...stick with a simple one. like excuses that are so complicated seem so fake! plus if yer stoned, if yer 'story/excuse' is long and complicated, ur gonna 4get it haha!
they dont ask....but my mom did.....when i lived with her....i said my contacts are just a little dry then she asked why are you so figgitie i was like oh yeah ....ummm i think it was the new soda i drank....im not sure....(i told her it was Serge)
SURGE WAS THE SHIT! lol that was the worst excuse i had lol....that was so long ago....but i remember cause she fell of it...
I dont really use an excuse anymore, I just come home look at my mom give a big Smile go get something to eat sit down beside her and watch tv.Then i go back to my room and get blazed again and go to sleep
