Stinging nettle

Goood morning,

I'm not quite sure If I should post this here or in Real Kinky. But since I post most stuff in RT I will give it try.

So yesterday I had a short hike in the woods. I saw a guy crawling through the underwood. He looked harmless and meeting a fellow bush crafter is always fun, so I approached him and said hi (OK, I didn't said hi, I used the local idiom) and asked if he's looking for herbs. "Yeah" he said, "I'm looking for stinging nettles. My girl friend is visiting tonight". I mentioned that we had some snow yesterday and it might be a little bit early in the year for stinging nettles. 'bummer' he replied and we departed.

Well, girl friend? Stinging nettle? I now have this picture of them two rolling in the sheets in my mind and she gives him a good spanking with a wisp of stinging nettles...

Regards
Gyro

 

I like rusty spooooooons. The feeling of them against my salad fingers is orgasmic.

 

Nettle soup is a great aphrodisiac. It works nearly as good as a rhino's horn.

 

Cutting off rhino horns is terrible. =[

 

Not when you have great sex afterwards.

 

I'd still feel bad. Unless someone hollowed it out and I could drink my mead from it...
Now there's an idea! Two aphrodisiacs in one.

 

Hello,

I wonder if stinging nettle goes with pasta?

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

does it work for valkyries?

Regards
Gyro

 

well they certainly have multiple uses. in errotic literature, generally of the bdsm variety (is there any other, really?) and otherwise.

 

Someone I used to know told me all the things he did with stinging nettles :-/
Now I can be kinky... but even I wouldn't go that far.

 

Hello,

that sounds promising .

OK, one can cook nettle soup which, as I just learned, should work like rhino horn, nettles can be used for whipping your playmate and I just remembered that you can produce cordage out of nettles. So if you feel the sudden urge to lash your playmate to the bedstead and you forgot your handcuffs - just use stinging nettle cordage . What else?

Regards
Gyro

 

Well.. he used them as underwear and then also had some inserted..

Now I mentioned that - it does sound appealing.

 

Hello,

as someone who is often out in the woods I learned (not by the hard way ) to take care not to use nettle leaves as poo tickets. Maybe I should revise that advice .

Regards
Gyro

 

Did he look like this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow-4myfGsRo"]Salad Fingers: Nettles - YouTube

 

Hello,

I can never innocently frolic around in the woods again.

Regards
Gyro

 

Stinging nettles hurt like hell... Then itch forever, I would have never thought of them used in sex. I am not that tough and I can take a lot of pain.

 

We are allowed to drink mead too yes =]
And serve it to our fallen heroes.

 

She must be into stinging nettle tea. :sultan:

 

Hello,

a gulp of mead eases the way to their last party I guess .

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

yeah, she's after the vitamine C in the nettles .

Regards
Gyro