Steven Segal VS. Chuck Norris

Vote who you think would win in a fight if they were both at their prime.
I think Steven Segal would lay down the law!

 

Chuck Norris all the way man!

 

chuck norris is a pussy

 

Well, let's see... Chuck Norris; 1968 full contact Karate World champion.

Steven Segal; Aikido black belt with no fighting experience.

uuuh, I'm going with Chucky.


ZW

 

I used to like Norris till he got all McCain supporting Born Again

it's be like the Cripple fight in South Park

 

I never said I liked Chucky, in fact I think he's a real dickweed when it comes to his not so personal politics.
He is buddy's with Sean Hannity! He has filled in for Hannity on the radio! Wtf does that tell ya...?

I still think he would kick Segals ass.

P.S. Segal has been called out by some of the best for shooting his mouth off... and got choked down by someone he had never heard of,(Gene Labell) on the set of one of his movies. Segal eventually apologised. Here's more if you are interested. http://allensteen.com/BlackBeltSteen.htm
ZW

 

Dude Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee himself. They probably sparred a few times too.

 

Dood, Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!!!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

ZW

 

Mohammed Ali would kick both their asses.

 

Stevie

 

Even though Steven doesn't know it, he has been my boyfriend for a loooong time - so I have to go with him.

 

He does have a lot more "Zen" than Chuck

 

i am actually quite surprised that segal is winning...
there was so much hype over chuck norris and all these jokes and stuff when i was in school.

 

hahaha Chuck Norris Facts:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.


Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

If you want to met Chuck, go hang out in Chester Ca. by Lake Alamdor

not too far from Chico

 

Steve beats Chucky, but Van Damme beats both.

 

hah no way!!!

 

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

 

.....and Bruce Lee beats all three.

 

^^ haha probably.