Staying Home From School

is awesome. especially when you pretend to be sick you don't get nagged at, indeed, you get treated nice! woot! of course there aint a whole lot to do, but it sure beats the hell out of school.

 

my parents never bought that, I dont feel good stuff, haha, I would have to make like fake vomit..haha I would like chew a bunch of food up in my mouth spit it in the toilet and pour milk in there haha, yeah, thats right..haha
but i hardly went to school my senior year, my parents said if i made a GPA over a 3.5 I could stay home when i wanted to, and you bet your ass I did hahaha, i almost didnt graduate cause of it ahhhh memories..

 

haha, that's genius!! i'm so gonna do that now hahaha.... usually my dad doesn't let me cause last year he almost got arrested cause i missed so many days. hahahaha but i was like "daaad, i got the shits...........bad!!!!!" hahahahahahah

 

hahaha, do that and i am sure it wont fail...
tell your dad your period is acting up, haha i use to tell my dad that and he wouldnt even wanna hear the rest, he'd be like, stop right there, dont wanna hear anymore

 

I'm homeschooled but the county still tries to poke me in the ass every day... lol. I do my work.

 

hahaha.... i used to do that, but i haven't got a period in a year cause i got this erm, thing, and of course the dumbass doctor has to tell yer parents just about EVERYTHING, so, yea.... it's worth a try haha... got any more tricks in the bag?

 

..........shut up george.

 

yeah, doctors are shit, cant stand them at all..
are you on that shot where you dont have your period..sorry, nevermind, thats like a personal question there...

lets see, hmmmm, well, when they would take my temp when they leave the room, i would place it on a light bulb until it was at 100...

 

My doc is odd...he sounds like Seinfeld & looks like George Carlin... that's like a double wammy, comedian-wise.
Anyway...I used to fake sick days all the time, until my mom finally took me to the Dr. Hahaa... you don't even want to know what happened... har, har, har...

 

haha, we don't have a thermometer anymore, cause one time i tried to put it in really hot water to make it go up, but the end melted off hahahha...

 

I have occasionally thrown sick days, or at least seriously exagerated what was wrong with me. Never had to try too hard with symptoms.

Ended up going home early today, and missing a seminar. Really was ill that time, but being home sure beats being at uni.

 

I hated going to school cause they would never teach you anything
But my last two years were filled with art and painting classes which was the best ever I heart art
hehe, I cant wait till i go back to college..too bad its so freakin expensive

 

Jeez, Kayla... you use a happy face after every other word just like this . Now let's keep it this way , you nutter-butter.

 

hahaha I know, I cant help it hehehehe

 

I haven't missed a day of school in four years...

 

Hehehe!! My doctor looks like a cross between Tucker Carlson from CNN and a young Robin Williams! I think he's cute! Too bad he's married! Oh well, I'm going to be a nurse, so I can have daily access to young, rich doctors!!

 

Does this mean you're a nerd?

By the way, I love nerds. That includes Willy Wonka's sugarlicious specialty.

 

I miss school every chance I get.

 

i've been sick the last 2 days. it kinda sucks, but being at school when you're sick sucks worse. its all quiet then you have a fit of coughing and everyones' like * are you ok?* and then you have to blow your nose....

 

whenever i try to stay home my mom bitches that i dont have a fever. so i usually have to go and feel like shit the whole day. unless i actually am throwing up or have a fever, my mom bitches at me all day if i stay home.