sports while smoking

i saw two college girls jogging today. and, while they were jogging, they were smoking cigarettes.

i find this reeeeally hilarious.
what other activities would be funny if undertaken while smoking?
i mean, you lose the use of one hand, and if you drop it, you burn yourself...

i'm thinking: the smokers' olympics.
post your favorite.
mind = the nicotine pole vault.
kinda conjures a mental image, don't it?

 

I can ride my bike and smoke at the same time like a true champ.

 

ehhh, that's nothing.

i'd like to see ya run hurdles and smoke.

 

That's a challange.

I once played soccer and smoked at the same time, does that count?

 

I once masturbated while smoking a cig

yes.. It is a sport

 

yeah, but you don't need your hands for soccer.

baseball with smoking could be good.

 

Playing football (American football) while smoking would be pretty funny.

 

I can play guitar while smoking.

Like a true rockstar.

 

Haha or, try playing the drums..or even better clarinet or flute while smoking. Now that's something i'd like to see.

 

that WOULD be impressive.
especially with the additional fire danger.
note: it is cheating to actually use the instrument as a cigarette, you have to hold it in your hand.

hockey while smoking.

 

Haha that's great. I outta try that sometime.

 

Are you sure that she was alive?

 

Alright then...how about.....

Haha how about gymnastics while smoking. Participating in the olympics while smoking.

 

I don't smoke cigarettes, but heres a list of things I've done while smoking a Joint that were slightly difficult...


Play piano/synth, guitar, drums
Play basketball! (that was tough)
Climb trees/towers from the 1700's/big rocks

 

My girlfriend and I take a break from jogging to have a cigarette...we are not skilled enough to smoke one while running though...I feel ashamed now ): I don't know if it's because I stop running for a cigarette or I wish I could smoke while I jogged. Why is quitting so much harder this time?

 

LOLOL.

gymnastics... priceless.
ummm...
smoking decathalon.
OH!
i got it.
swimming while smoking.
i know for a fact it has been done.

 

hahahahahaa, you just made me remember

I once tried to surf while smoking. It was soooo insane until I fell over and wasted half the joint. But luckily there were no waves on my way out and I was able to keep it going until I finished riding a wave.

 

Haha yes! Swimming while smoking...I gotta try that.

Smoking while sword fighting. Haha.

 

Smoking while fencing! With those masks on

Smoking while skydiving
Smoking while bungee jumping

 

Haha yea, smoking while bungee jumping. That's great.

Oh, I got one. Smoking while white water rafting. Haha, can you imagine?