spastic diaphragm bull shit

I've had the hiccups for two days straight now, what the fuck do i do

 

get really fucking sloshed, pass out. Wake up not remembering shit and and you won't remember you had them.

 

stop hiccuping

 

hiccups suck.
drink a glass of water upside down. i swear it works
not literally upside down, but bend over like your getting it in the ass, or touching your toes.
and drink the water like that.


at least you're not like the guy who had hiccups for 60 years.

 

It would really suck if they ended up lasting for years

 

a spoon full of sugar

 

That's for medicine. It makes it go down.

I always hold my breath, swallow 3 times, then continue holding my breath as long as I can humanly manage. If your diaphragm is extra spastic, up the number of swallows.

A swallow is also a type of bird, so get a gazzle of those too, you need to be thorough.

 

no, i use sugar too. just a spoonful on your tongue, press it to the roof of your mouth, and wait for it to dissolve on its own. works wonders.

i have had hiccups off and on all day. what a strange coincidence

 

hiccups get painful after a week or two

 

this seriously works ~ !

put your hands over your ears and keep them there.
have someone "feed" you a whole glass of water
ie.they tip the glass and you have to concentrate on drinking and not spilling

you will lose your hiccups.
keep your hands on those ears!

 

light a match and throw it in 4 oz. of water then drink the water

 

Have someone scare the shit out of you.
Or startle you or something like that.


That usually helps, but hiccups can be determined little bastards.

Do you still have the hiccups?

 

i heard about that guy...

then one day he was about to slaughter a pig and they just stopped. just like that.

 

Maybe hamfoot should slaughter a pig?

 

i agree with the first poster smoke a couple bowls that helps me with indigestion(sp??)