SPAM is my middle name.

41 posts in two days time. Yeah, I'm a spammer.
How did this happen to me?
Am I alone in the world of pathetic and lonely board litterers?
Anyone else as pathetic as me?
I need a man, preferably a spammer man.LMAO.

 

Get a Johnny a doll, he will please you but wont talk too much and never leave the seat up.

 

only 41 in 2 days? hardly a spammeri can do 41 in less than 2 hours on a good night

 

Spamela Anderson.

It's your new nickname.

 

Gee, Hacker reminds me of someone. Reminds me of a dude I knew on another board. I left the board because of someone else being an ass, but I did regret never PMing the dude and explaining I was not mad at him. Long story. He was friends with the person who made me mad, so I'm just guessing he isn't too thrilled with me for calling her on her shit.
Ah, memories.

 

I don't have a life either. But, the forums here are a good stress reliever.

 

Am I the ass or the friend?

 

A life? What's that????? :H

 

No you're not a spammer. The true Kings of Spam, such as myself, Ganja, crummyrummy, and insanrjester can easily amass 41 posts in 10 minutes, if we try hard enough! lol

But I hope you enjoy your new life here, because the one outside will begin to fade, as iff it never existed at all.

 

i have a life i guess .....its just not the one i was going for .....someboby save me , preferably wealthy widow with sailboat .

 

40 in a day is nothing.

 

It took me two weeks to get that many posts at first, but once I got used to it, I can do that in 2 days.

 

naw, you just aren't applying yourselves!

 

i retired from mass posting a while ago let others have there fun with it

 

You remind me of the guy I got along with on the forum.
Actually, there were so many similarties with us that it was just plain frightening. His friend pissed me off so I left.
She came on and was being a bitch and saying my posts were worthless, meanwhile, her posts only consisted of the words, "I'm high." or "I'd like to get high." or "I can't get high right now because my kids are in the same room."
I called her on her shit and she didn't like it too much.
She can eat me.

 

pretty sure I have done 500 in a day before...but I had a problem then.......

 

The reason I left the other site was because they were so hypocritical.
They had this little internet "clique" thing happening and nobody outside of their clique (me) was allowed to break the rules that they themselves just made up. I'm not even talking about moderators, these were members who thought that just because they'd been there longer, they could get away with more shit. I never did anything to get banned. The members complained and said I posted too frequently, and that I posted useless thread topics. Nice, considering that the only topics they ever posted were "I'm high.", "I'm drunk" or "Wish I could leave my kids here and go get high and drunk."
Granted, if a person wants to get high or drink, that's their own business, but posting about that same thing a million times a day, then telling me I post stupid topics requires I respond with what I really think.
They were complete douches and I honestly don't know why I stayed as long as I did. They bitched about how many smileys I used in posts, meanwhile, they used the same amount or more. Fuck those idiots.

 

my middle name is danielle

 

Fuck them if they can't take a smilie

 

Indian Danielle Summer.

Has a nice ring to it...

Wait...

Does ~ mean Danielle?