Something All Christians Must Hear!!!

i just found out last night that jesus actually wasnt god!! im sorry christians, i know you want to believe he is but he told me last night hes not and never was. too bad, sorry guys. good news is it doesnt matter, your soul doesnt need to be saved, infact it doesnt exist.

 

Good attempt at comedy. I honestly would have probably laughed if you wrote it in semi-correct grammar.

Also if you haven't figured out, christians (or anyone else that's adament about a topic) is not gonna change by you just saying the opposite. Hell you can tell any republican that there are gay animals naturally and they'll still yell in your face that its an abomination of god. fugg it

 

How dare you make fun of the man who died one thousand nine hundred and seventy some odd years ago so I could sin and then be saved!!

Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus!

 

haha making posts like these are only funny because of your responses, thanks guys..(jackasses )

 

Yes I know this guy named Susej,
he enjoys spending time hanging on a upside-down cross.