Someone write some interesting or funny shit

I want to quote it in my sig. Everyone has sig quotes. I feel like I should have one too. It is quite likely because nobody ever posts anything funny or interesting enough to quote, but still we can try.

 

I'm not funny or interesting.
not!

 

Face Eater is the best lay ever.

 

bunny is so great. i can't even imagine being half as great as her. Once I heard that she was a robot, because no human could ever improve perfection like she did. But she's real.

 

I was pretty much expecting disappointment, but that was good, and true.

 

It wasnt until the camel came on the door knob that I realized I was in the wrong bar.

 

Bunny and zen, massive fail.

 

that face eater, i heard he was a huge jerk. and part fish, because nothing could suck as bad as a sucker fish.

 

George Michael could.

 

There was a time when I thought I could successfully sue Coors Light for falsely advertising itself as a beer.

 

not!

 

<3

 

boredom is the worst invention since nazis and snow.

 

FAIL

 

Okay:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I could've eaten Alpha Bits cereal and crapped out a better response!!!

There are three sides of an argument ~ your side, my side and the right side.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow, as long as you're insightful about it. ~ Dennis Miller

It is always the best policy to tell the truth ~ unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~ Oscar Wilde

Hope this helps!

 

i kno

 

Seppeku Hentai <3

 

now there are only 19 letters of the alphabet- cuz ET went home in his UFO and the FBI followed himm.

 

My head just fell off.