Someone invited me for tea

I said, I know what tea means. It means you're gonna chew my ear off.

No thanks.

 

In Texas it means we smoke opium and have rough sex.

I would reconsider.

 

In New York, that'd be let's go for a drink.

Once you get to the bar and it's too crowded you say: "How about we go to your place and I'll leave as soon as we're done."

 

Tea is like a late, light lunch. Who would argue with free food?

 

Good call prax.

I'd have said no too.

 

So does coffee mean sex than...? What does juice mean..?

Never knew people asked other people to tea, thought only old ladies did that after their Parcheesi tournament...or their Jane Austin book club session...

 

Eh. The cultural elite still do tea. And the fucking brits.

 

The yuppie health nuts do it too. Caffeine free.

It's making a comeback. That and apple cider. Yuck.

 

Coffee doesn't mean sex. Juice means gay sex.

People don't ask people for tea. But my defn of tea is very different.

 

Or white tea. That's what they do after a Klan rally.

 

I always knew the yuppies and the Klan were somehow related.

 

What's your definition of tea...do tell..

Aw, man, so coffee doesn't mean sex??

 

Coffee could mean sex. You want coffee to mean sex? Do you drink coffee? Want to go for a coffee?

Actually coffee means ritual evisceration.

 

Did you just ask me to fuck?

 

Isn't that a running joke with Lyndsey?

Some guy kept asking her out for tea for like, 6 years and she kept saying no or something.

The nicest First Nations boy asked me out for tea once. I wish I was into him, because I was sorry to have to have said no.

 

I've never been asked for anything, should I take this as a sign..?

 

Oh man. I had the best apple cider on a cold winter night that I bought for $1 in NYC in Union Square. Mmmm...

 

Ah. Commitment.

 

Hopefully not the Starbucks with the shitty bathroom.

I'm there all the time.

P.S. Coffee - from what I know - means a short date with the intention to fuck on the second date.

A drink means let's skip the date.

 

Liberal guilt?

I wish I was a native. That's gotta be a hell of a line.

Hey baby. I'm the last of the Mohicans.