Someone get me out of here!

god, it's my grandma's birthday 'party' and the house is packed with people i'm supposed to be related to, but i have no idea who they are! And then there's a bunch of screaming little kids running around and it's driving me insane!
I just ran to my room and locked the door.. i'm so not in the mood for this right now!

Someone please say something funny to get me in a better mood..

 

i just wanted to say
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elephants are monster's and i am a pirate​

and my grans gone on holiday​

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not they're not! elephants are my friends i do have a monster living under my bed though.. it's called Doug

 

Hi Doug, did Doug just say hi

 

yes, he did! i think he likes you

 

cvan you send doug to eat my little sister? although she isnt home now...

i wonder if she is stuck in the mud :H

 

i think i wanted Doug to come and meet me!​

:H ​

Doug may prefer that.​

 

i might, he ate my teddy bear last week r.i.p teddy...
he only attacks people when he's really angry or annoyed though... hmm, i need something to annoy him with.. you gotta stick lying around somwhere?

 

he's kinda busy at the moment... he's chewing on my big toe.. again

 

I have mark.

 

well say hi to him from me and doug
too bad that doug doesn't like to make friends..

 

BO WHO!
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guess there is plenty more fish in the sea
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wooo...who is that stud muffin, who has just entered the room.
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I like marijuana.

 

he's sowwy well, not really but whatever

so do i! well, haven't actually tried it.. but i say i like it to look cool!

 

Goddamn the pusher damn.

 

Request for forgiveness accepted well not really because i am the one who is getting kissed.

 

my dougie doesn't kiss anyone..
but he has been looking kinda strangely at my stuffed bunny lately.. i think he fancies her!

 

How do you feel about this

 

Fine.