Somebody phone God

and tell him or her to TURN THE FUCKING HEAT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

he emailed me back this morning about this exact issue..

he told me that this winter is going to be a mild one.

 

Turn it up! I'm bloody freezing my socks off over here.

 

its over 100 here...and humid..even my ears are sweating

 

fucking answer machine!!!

 

leave a message...just write on paper and tuck in a wall somewhere

 

God invented aircon to be rid of pesky phonecalls like these.

 

Were expecting near record highs today and tomorrow and with hurricane ‘My Name is Earl” barreling up the east coast which should make things interesting around here on friday :hide:


Hotwater

 

picky bastards... i dunno why i bothered.... it wasn't easy making hair for adam from earth and clay y'know!

*turns the sun down*

 

I think Summer has officially left us here, which I am happy about. Although it was a quick change, so all my warmer clothes are packed away and I'm left shivering.

 

i had more tan in may than i do in august

 

I got one sunburn in June I think, which left me with a slight tan. But, I still look like Casper

 

*puts a blanket over Typsy*



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Yep! US rednecks, we're gonna send ol'boy Earrrl up your way and teach ya'll how to respect us rednecks! Ya'll thought it was funny, well, 'bout time ya'll paid the milk maid!

 

Actually I’d love to experience another hurricane because we get so few of them around these parts and I only have a vague memory of Gloria back in 85’ which toppled thousands of trees and Bob back in ‘91’


Hotwater

 

This heat makes me feel really sick. This is the first year in a long time where I am wishing for winter. And I don't really like winter.

Being pregnant during summer sucks.

 

My two were born is September, I hear you.



I did look at my long distance plan and I do not think that calling God is covered.

 

today is 98F with the humidex added...supposed to thunderstorm later that will be nice if it happens

 

its the humidity that kills me...I dont mind heat at all, but when it feels like you're walking through water its just a litle too much. I can't go outside for even a minute without getting completely covered in sticky humidity..shit suuucks. I heard on the radio that the farmers almanac is calling for a harsher than normal winter too..i cant handle these extremes. Last winter 3 months went by without a single warm day, which is really strange in south carolina. We usually get several 60 degree days throughout the winter. And we usually have 100 degree temps in august but june and july are a little bit milder, but this year I dont think its dipped below 90 since early June.

 

The very last week of August finally brought some relief of 4 weeks of 106 degree weather.