Some Stoned Storys

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I think we al have thouse times.

I remember one time when I had just started we had some stuff. Made us all really paranoid.

Started off someone said " You hear that? it's like whoshwoshwoshwosh. Then I suggested it was a chopper. Next thing I know, cops and helicopters are all over the the apartment complex we were in and where running through the woods thinking they're after us.

Half an hour later we were all luaghing about how a little whosh sound had lead us running for our lives through the woods.

 

one time me and my buddy where at a park and there is a road a little ways a way. well it was 1am and i was rolling up a joint and a cop stop on the road i freaked out and threw the joint it a drainage pipe. (its not even rolled up yet.) lol i took off walking and aparently he only stoped becuase there was a intersection there that i could not see and he was just makeing a left hand turn. the weed was lost. and we had to walk to a buddys house to get high. so it all sucked

 

I always sit on my back deck when i smoke, and im always feeling like my negihbors can totally see me. Or hear me, or somthing. So whenever i start geting decently high, near the end of my bowl i start freaking out. Plus, i live in a good negihborhood, but its right next to the ghetto, so i can always here sierens and i am sure they are getting closer. then one weekend, they did a speed trap or somthing a block over, so there were sierens real close every couple minutes.

 

2 of the best stories from my youth.

1st

One was when the principal came walking around a corner when all my buddies and i were smoking during lunch hour. I had JUST taken a big hit and was still holding the pipe when someone said "Here comes Mr. Fay". He was too close to blow the hit out so i put the pipe in my pocket (STILL BURNING!!) and just held my breath as he walked by us. I'm pretty sure he knew what was up because he just said "Hi guys" and kept walking VERY slowly away. I thought i was gonna pass the fuck out holding my breath. Had a nice burn on my right thigh from the pipe. LOL

2nd

I was sitting in the basement at home and had just finished toking and was smoking a cigarette when my mom came down stairs to borrow a smoke. I usually hid my pipe and weed as soon as i was done toking but i spaced it this time and left it on the table next to my smokes. My mom asked for a smoke and i simply pointed at the table and didn't even look. LOL She just stood there for a few seconds until i noticed she hadn't grabbed a smoke and was just staring at the table. I casually glanced over and saw the pipe and weed sitting next to my smokes. :& I was ready for a little parenting on the harsh side but all she did was pick up the pipe, smell it, put it down, grabbed a smoke, shook her head and walked back upstairs. I was stunned considering i was only about 17.

 

One time i was high as fuck and with a freind. We decided to see a movie that night so we lit up in the parking lot and proceeded to get stoned (movie was Knocked Up). Well we walk inside, both of us have lil containers of wine in our pockets and go towards the back where they keep the R rated movies. They have it back there so cops can be stationed there easily and out of the way. We walk up to the cop who asks to see ticket and id. I get my stuff out and lean to show it to him when i start to notice im leaning to far and am going to fall on him. The good news is I stick my foot out and catch my balance, the bad is that i just stepped forward like a few inches away from the cops face. He looks me in the eyes and then gives me my ticket and we go into the movie. I think he knew but just let me go. I mean a lotta high people musta have gone to see that movie stoned.

 

these are rly funny storys lol

 

the only time my parents ever "caught me" was when I was back at home from college during the summer. i was in the garage sitting in a chair and blowing the smoke out the back door, which was cracked open a bit. well, my dad comes home early for his lunch break and i´m a bowl and a half into my session, and reading the mushroom-caterpillar part of Alice´s Adventures in Wonderland. i´m sitting in a fold-out camping chair with a cordless phone in one cupholder, and my stash in a little plastic box in the other.

the garage door just starts opening, and i´m totally caught off guard. for a moment or two, i freeze because i dont really realize what´s happening. then i stand up and jump out the back door, closing it behind me. all i´m wearing is a pair of shorts and i´ve got a lighter, pipe, and that book in my hands. behind me is my dad in the garage that smells like fresh smoke, and there´s that chair sitting there. I dont even know if he saw me jump out the back door or not.

so I still dont know what to do. I just kinda act, without thinking. i hide all that stuff in my hands in some bushes and kinda crawl/run around to the side of the house to avoid being seen through a window, because my dad is now inside the house. i´m crouched by some more bushes, listening to his footsteps on the floor inside. I have no idea where he´s looking or facing, or what´s going on. I´m freshly baked.

i chill there for a little bit, listening to his footsteps. i´m thinking, "dude, he cant find me on the side of the house hiding next to some bushes..." I think some more and say to myself, "fuck..." and sprint across the street into my friend´s backyard. no shoes, no shirt, totally stoned.
his parents were on vacation, yet he was home, so I knew i would at least be kinda safe there. since he was sleeping, I just had to chill there. I dont know if he saw me run over there (how the hell would I explain that?) or if any neighbors saw me... i´m kinda freaked out. I´m crouching behind their air conditioner (a fairly large box), occasionally checking my driveway across the street to see if my dad is coming, or if his car has left.

so i´m sittin´ there for a good 20-30 minutes. plus, just before my dad came home, i had called a friend and told him to come over to smoke. I´m just hoping he doesnt arrive while my dad still home...

i check the driveway at one point and see my dad´s car still sitting there. i check again a minute or two later and see my friend´s car sitting where my dad´s car had been. apparently, my friend drove past my dad a street or two away as he was headed back to work.

later that evening when I returned home, my dad said that it "smelled kinda funny in the garage" when he was home for his lunch break. he never indicated that he saw me or anything, just that it SMELLED funny. i´m just really glad he didnt see me cause i was so paranoid about it at the time

 

I remember it was the 3rd or 4th time I smoked. I was visiting some friends up at a college a little north of where I live. We went for a cruise and smoked a couple of jays. There were 4 of us in the car. When we were done smoking we went to a pizza place and were going to order pizza.

The four of us walk in to the pizza place. Friend #1 just starts getting a giggle fit right next to me. Then Friend #2 walks out side and goes back to the car cuz he was a little worried for some reason. Then Friend #3 walked into the bathroom because he had to pee and didnt wanna deal with people.

I wasnt paying much attention cuz Friend #1 who had a case of the giggles walked back outside whenn Friend #3 got out of the bathroom and I didnt even notice.

So there I am standing there at the counter of a pizza place stoned outta my mind. Then the guy looks at me and goes can I help you? I was like yeah I need a large pizza and then ended up ordering a pepperoni, pineapple, ham, sausage, onions, and pepper pizza with extra cheese. It was awful. The guy gave me the wierdest looks. For some reason I remembered the 4 toppings we each wanted to get in a personal pizza but ordered them all on one large pizza. Needless to say we ate the pie anyways.

 

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I once got so stoned in a wood i (no lie) halucinated seeing a cartoon policeman running towards us.. but cause i was stoned i didn't realise that cartoon policemen aren't real... so i told my mates and one of them chucked his bong and weed in a bush and we ran flat out for like 5 minutes through the wood...

so in the end we lost weed and a bong (we didn't know where the bush was) for no reason.

 

well i think i have the funniest story of all. it was about 6th grade and me and a friend were out in his fort we had lights and everything out there. it was in his back yard just a little ways from his house. there was a window on the front of the fort thing with a bush in front of it so we wernt worried about anyone seeing us. it was dark outside and we were inside his fort smokin down a nice joint of some good ass pot and we just packed the roach in his metal pipe. well his dad must have been standing between the bush and the window for like the whole time we were smoking the joint and we didnt even notice. like right after the first hit from the pipe i see a flanal shirt in the window and was about to tell my friend and his dad goes "What are you boys doing in there?!?!" my friend just finished hitting the pipe and was coughing like mad and he said "nothing" while half coughing. i dont really remember what his dad did he didnt seem to get mad or anything. he just took the pipe and we ran inside and went on the computer STONED out of our minds talking about how he was prolly there the whole time. his mom smoked weed at the time but woulda flipped if she found out he was doing it. his dad never said anything to his mom or my parents so it was cool LOL. what was really funny is i had to barrow some carharts a few years later and found his pipe in one of the pockets. LOL this is like the best story ever and it worked out so awesome.

 

I was at the park one time with some friends just sitting smoking on the benches with some older kids my parents didn't like. Well, I saw a blue car which was the same color as my mom's car, so I thought it MUST be my mom coming to look for me. One of the kids said "Yeah, I saw her too", So I grabbed my friend and sprinted off with him and I climbed onto the roof of the real estate agency house. I waited there for like 5 minutes, and then realizing that she wasn't going to come to the park, I went back to smoke some more. Well, to humor me we all went into this little wooden play structure. We smoked some more, an old hippie showed up and told us stories, and then a car parked next to the park. I turned around and looked through the logs and saw a grey car, but it wasn't too clear. I freaked out and thought it was my dad this time. Somebody got out of the car and started yelling "hello?" and it sounded kind of like my dad so I FREAKED out and didn't move or breathe. One of the older kids who can really think on his feet just stood up and looked, saw it wasn't my dad, but didn't say anything and he just walked away. Some of the other kids got the idea and got up, looked, laughed a lot, and then told me to look for myself. I said fuck that, listened to the guy walking closer and then decided to run for it with my friend. I dove out of the structure which was pretty damn high and SPRINTED into the woods.

Turns out my car hadn't even gone into town at all and everyone was just messing with me. HAhaha it was still a good time.

 

It isn't anything funny, just something that happened.

I was hitting my bong for the first time with my friend in the woods. After we were done, my friend went home, and I put the bong into my backpack, got on my bike, and headed home. I was planning on getting home before my mom, but I guess I got there at the worst time possible. As soon as I opened the front door, she was walking passed it. I completely reaked!

I took 5 steps back, got on my bike, and went down the driveway. My mom begins to scream at me and ask me where I am going and why I came home. I told her what came to my mind first: "I came to get some drinks" she then asks why I am leaving, and say my friend called and wanted me to go back to the woods. (I am 15 yards away, so she couldn't smell me.) After 5 minutes or argueing, I ride off back to the woods, aired out my clothes, and hid my bong, I then headed home.

 

lol thats funny i did some funny crap like that when i was younger and didnt want my parents to know. my dad always made fun of my eyes and stuff he always knew. then one day when we were moving out to a new house my friends who smoked were helping us move and then he asked if we wanted to smoke a joint. we all smoked it with him then and now it doesnt matter ever since. my mom never says anything she prolly doesnt like it but she lets me do whatever i want.

 

I got several, but I'll just tell my favorite and the one I was most freaked out about. I was only 16 when this happened...


My cousin, his girl at the time, and myself were parked at a Park in Vacaville, CA with our backs to the park. He was sitting in the drivers seat with a cigar box of weed open and rolling a nice blunt. His girl and I were smoking cigs while we were waiting (now this was back when cops were really begining to crack down on underage smoking). All of a sudden I hear my cousin say "Oh shit cops!!!" He quickly closes the cigar box and sets it on the floor by his girl's feet and these two bicycle cops roll up on either side of the car. They ask him for his info and ask me my age (i told em I was 18). The cop shines his light in the car and stops on the cigar box... "You smoke cigars often?" he says to my cousin. My cousin tells him yeah and starts talking about Havanna Honeys. The cop looks at him suspiciously, but hands him his stuff back and tells him they are watching out for people loitering as there had been some shootings in the area lately. Then they ride off into the sunset... LOL

 

one time, i left school with 3 other dudes around 3rd period to go get a blunt from a convenience store, one kid had some mids on him. anyway, we're almost there when the truancy officer from the school pulls up and orders us to get in the car, and then she calls the school cop to come pick two of us up (she made the black kids get in the cop car and get searched, the prejudiced ****). so the cop has the kid with the weed up against the car, and says "do you have anything i should know about?" and the kid starts mumbling about the two sacks he has, but not loud enough for the cop to hear. he didn't find it, though i was scared shitless that he would, and everything turned out okay, i didn't even get a detention. later we found out the kid threw it under a car when noone was looking. lost the weed, but we didn't get caught.

 

Me and my buddy got hella high and were chillin.We look outside and these mexicans are sittin in front of my house just sittin in their car. We started to freak out cuz they rang the door bell and were just sittin there. They wanted to tell us my dog got out and they returned it and they were waiting for my next door neighbor to go to church with him lol.

 

when i first started smoking, me, my ex and my friend were going to smoke a blunt outside. since my parents were home i suggested we go towards the woods, or in the backyard so they wouldn't smell it or anything.
my ex was like "no, it's cool.. your parents windows are shut, they won't smell it, lets just smoke it on your porch"
i was dumb and agreed. we smoked the blunt and i felt relieved that they hadn't smelled it.
i just went to light up a cig when my dad comes outside looking really pissed off.
he goes "who has the fuckin weed." nobody said anything so i said "dad i didn't smoke weed" my dad said "you're gonna have a hard time convincing me that you didn't smoke"
then my ex goes "i have it." my dad goes "let me see it"
my ex showed my dad the weed he had and my dad goes "holy shit i wish i could have some of that!" we all started laughing and my ex was like "i can give you some" but my dad said he gets drug tested for work and couldn't smoke..

after that, my mom told me not to smoke anymore.. and that was it.

 

one time i was smoking at this park and just to be safe we did it inside the tube slide. well these kids tried to come down and saw us. so we were like oh SNAP NIGGGA and so we just stayed there and smoked some more. then we thought we heard this cop out side saying get the fuck outta the slide but when i looked out there it was just some leafs blowing across the pavement. true story