So Tonight

I have 3 friends over currently, we have a lot of alcohol but wait theres more!

I promised I'd get my friend laid (he's a vigrin). So I brought my girlfriend over and she brought one of her friends, so now theres 2 guys and 2 girls.

Now the only thing is that the guy I know has never met this chick before so they'll have to get to know each other. (thats one of the reasons we have alcohol).

So I'm thinking "how the fuck am I gonna get these two to fuck" then it hit me, we can play druknen truth or dare! Thats a gauranteed way for them to do it.

Yes I know I'm a fucking genius, getting teenagers drunk so they can have fake love. Damn I'm brilliant

 

You aren't brilliant as the two generally go together haha but you are clever, and of course an awesome guy for getting your friend laid :cheers2: :sifone:

 

^I realized that truth or dare is for FAGS before highschool.

You don't get dared to kiss or fuck a person. Cmon.

I'd say don't bust the truth or dare idea till they've had time.

 

whooo getting laid!

especially sloppy drunken sex

 

sloppy drunken sex is the best.. hope your virgin friend doesn't fail miserably...

 

lol like she unzips his pants to find that his cum is already being launched onto her pants because she hasn't even taken them off yet. I find immature ejaculation very funny, but I feel bad for the guy it would happen too.

 

although the possibility is great

 

Im using truth or dare so they'll have to do what I say, were drunk of course and as I'm typing im sheiding the scrreeen because i dont want people to see it.

another note, it feels weird to be on here with poeple in the room lol.

 

Lol you are typing about this as it is happening, props to you man

 

I couldn't imagine losing my virginity in a game of truth or dare, haha. And get off the computer and get to fucking!

 

Lol I probably shouldn't be laughing at that but it is just too funny to resist

 

I dont need to get off the computer to do that, trust me

But on a serious note, I'm not even planning on getting laid tonight. I am merely supervising my friends drinking so he doesnt get too hammed because he says he throws up unexpectedly when he's drunk sometimes.

Oh god, I just had a bad thought. And it better not happen

 

theres nothing better than having someone drunkenly vomit in your mouth during foreplay

 

lol, wtf gave you the idea that truth or dare would get people to fuck...
sara: i pick dare
john: I dare you to fuck me
sara: Ok *starts unbuttoning shirt

seriously, that's just ridiculous, I'd love to see it happen though, you should start a live feed for us to watch

 

lolol

 

hey anything can happen if theres enough alcohol involved

 

Why would you want to have sex while you're on the computer? Doesn't that kind of ruin the passion?

 

i used to give my ex blowjobs while he was playing wow lol.

 

Nah I'm not gonna dare them to fuck, thats just dumb and wouldnt work.

I'm gonna dare them to do a whole bunch of other shit first to get them in the mood then once there frisky and ready to go the dares will start getting more intense.

And if that all doesnt work I guess I'll just have to go fuck my girlfriend and hope they do the same... well actually I dont hope they do the same because then they would be fucking my girlfriend.. well she can fuck my girlfriend, not josh though. I dont want no virgin going behind the wheels on her and having an accident.