So this girl wants to smoke with me...

She's never smoked before, she's a "good" girl, but she's curious and really wants to try it. So I'm not going to stop her, but I'm concerned. I know alot of people don't get high the first time. I'm worried that will happen to her.

She's only like 100 lbs, so will that play a factor? And she's a girl, idk if that means anything. Do any of you female stoners remember your first time? Did you get high? How much did you smoke, etc?

 

You know how they say girls fake orgasms? They fake getting stoned too. Only about 20% of the female population can feel the effects of marijuana, save your bud!

 

If you make sure she smokes properly and knows what to expect, then she will get high. I think most people just THINK they don't get high the first time, because they expect it to be a lot more profound than it is. They're expecting a full-blown psychedelic trip or something, and they don't know they're high when they're actually blazed out of their skulls.

Get that bitch stoned, homie:sifone:

 

I'm pretty sure I didn't get high the first time: but I was told later it was crappy weed.

Don't worry about it. If she doesn't get high the first time, there is always a second...

 

Even if she gets high the first time, there is still a second:sifone:

 

just smoke her some bud.......

 

teach her how to inhale

 

Never mind how much is necessary per her weight. Just try to get her as high as possible. :2thumbsup:


Take it from me, I'm a doctor

 

Technique all the way apparently.

We'll use my bubbler!

 

Be careful!
If she knows how to inhale properly and ends up watching you take a massive toke and imitating it.. she might get way too much smoke for a new stoner.

Just a warning as it's happened with a few people I've smoked up when they fairly new to the game.

 

Bong or bubbler all the way, honestly bong is my method of choice for smoking up any new smokers or people who don't smoke often. Especially since when they're new to smoking or even new to bonging most people have you "man the bong" for them (hold the bong and pull the bowl when you deem necessary). When you're controlling how much they're hitting it's pretty hard for them to fuck up the getting high process . Also nothing seems to get people higher faster than a phat bong rip, except phat errl dabs but even most experienced stoners don't dabble in da errl.

There's nothing like seeing someone who's never gotten high before take one bong rip that's a little bigger than they can handle, hack up a lung, and then geek the fuck out and max snacks for hours :sifone:

 

i would say.....
if shes new to it, keep it just you two, or maybe one other very trusted (mutual friend) you want her to be comfortable asking questions, and you should ask how she is to asses her situation. make her describe it to you (if nothing else, if something does go wrong, its important that you have all the info. the difference between "my heart is beating fast" and " my heart is irregular/ skipping beats/ hurting" could save someone's life)
ensure that drinks/ snacks are on hand. i recommend the healthier the better. no one wants to have to feel bad about all the munchies they ate.

it took my parents 2 tries to get me high. they wanted to make sure i'd be okay. i love my parents.

 

Dude, just put your penis in her.

Problem solved.

 

If only they made a lubricant that got both you and your partner high, problem solved for both first times in this situation

 

this.

 

technique is everything

and yes, definitely tear it up

 

I actually did consider this. I figure I'll just try to coach her the best that I can lol

 

find the clitoris

 

"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."

 

i loled! i love that bit!
i tried to give you rep, but apparently i have not spread the rep herpes around enough.