So there was just a shooting...

In my school. At least 2 people dead, or so the rumors go.

My question is...

Got any good school shooting jokes?





(say no to black on black crime)

 

why did you do it?

 

I wouldn't shoot a brother, who do you think I am, a nigga?

 

What's your school mascot?

Sarah Palin was trying to hunt it.

 

rofl

 

i don't know, are you? were they coloureds?

 

My school mascot is the... get this...

Purple Bear


How gay is that?

I'm guessing so, it happened next to the dorms where most of the black people live. It's pretty ghettofied in there.

 

Oh man, there was just a second shooting at an apartment complex. It's pretty hard to write a term paper with all this shit going on.

 

As far as I'm concerned all you purple bears deserve a cap in the ass.

 

Gotta control that Purple Bear population.

The fucken police cars on campus have purple bears painted on them. It kinda makes them loose the whole menacing factor.

Hah.

 

the police have purple bears. how can people be afraid of them?

 

you're still posting, so i assume they missed their target.

 

Nah, I'm sure that they were targeting women and children.

 

Made CNN

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/27/arkansas.shootings/index.html


Black on black crime, it's no good.

 

Poor Pavel... always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

 

You weren't lying.

 

Indeed, indeed.



Funny thing is that I constantly joke about the black people here engaging in a school shooting since some of them are pretty damn ghettoed out. I guess I was right.

Heard the shots too, it happened pretty damn close to where I was enjoying a refreshing cigarette.

 

Chesterfield?