so I'm covered in bruises...

...if you can guess why, prize!

 

rough sex?

 

housework?
winter sports (skating perhaps)?

 

bar whore kick yer ass?

 

savage spanish sex?

 

fell down a flight of icy slippery steps

 

paintball....

 

bar job requires alot of physical work
and then you come home drunk and have the rough sex

 

^what she said.

 

Rough sex on icy stairs after a late night of work. If this is correct then we can all safely conclude that you're living a full life.

 

if she was having sex on icy stairs, wouldnt the moisture make them stick, like the boy who got his tongue stuck to the light pole in "a christmas story?"

i imagine that would leave one in a rather compromising and uncomfortable position.

 

that would only work if it was metal stairs, but really the heat from their bodies would melt the snow/ice pretty damn quickly......
in theory of corse, i mean

 

uh huh. suuuure. we all know about your fucking-on-icy-stairs fetish. just admit it. :tongue:

 

We could test out that theory you know...

 

Rough sex while on an icey bar falling onto a pile of empty vodka bottles

 

had a dream you were rolling down a hill and woke up on the floor next to your bed (quilty)

 

slipped n fell in the bathtub while takin erotic pictures?

 

LMAO "come back guys, come back..."

 

Oh I could have so so much more fun with this thread but I have learned years ago my humor can be very offensive so I keep my mouth shut most of the time.

 

Dude, behaving oneself is just not as much fun.