so i went to open this door

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  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    and it came off the hinges and the top corner came right down ON MY FUCKING HEAD!!!
     
  2. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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  3. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    if anybody's head can take it, its yours
     
  4. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    thatll teach you
     
  5. logicalway

    logicalway Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Awesome. The best thing to do is bring the offending door into the backyard, cover it in kerosene and set it ablaze so it can pay for its crimes....heh heh...thats what I'd do at least...maybe give a light chopping with an axe or chainsaw for better burnability...
     
  6. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Ouch! You might need to go to the doctor. I hit my head on the corner of a looker once and it bled. I was in a gym and a little 4-year old girl was there watching me. She looked scared so I said comforting words to keep her calm while someone helped me contact my ride. (I've hit my head on an air-conditioning unit, glass table trying to sniff Halmark candles, a car door and a locker and I'm here to tell you that we are "both" too clumbsy for our own good lol. Get better soon! ;)
     
  7. ArgScalawag

    ArgScalawag Member

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    ROFL...fuck and i missed it
     
  8. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Tell me, were you green at the time?
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  9. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

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    I'm sorry. That happened to my mom once. Did you see any stars?
     
  10. sm0key42o8

    sm0key42o8 Senior Member

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    That sucks man. I flipped the recliner over last night!
     
  11. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    I hit my cock-n-balls with a doorknob once
     
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