so i was jacking off....

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by sheeprooter, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. sheeprooter

    sheeprooter Member

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    as usual, laying in my bed, into a tissue. i tossed it at my garbage afterwords, and missed. thats fine, when i miss i just leave it there for the next time i get up, and then i just toss it in the bin. but not this time. this time i overshot the trash and hit the wall. it didnt come down....
     
  2. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    nice! hahahaha
     
  3. jen910

    jen910 Senior Member

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    sticky...
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    what a great story, this should be told to your children and your childrens children...
     
  5. nationofmillions

    nationofmillions Member

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    think it was in the movie 'Happiness' where a guy uses his cum to stick things on his wall. works like glue, i guess. crazy crazy glue.
     
  6. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    really? there must something wrong with my cum! sure i could get it to stick paper to a wall but as sticky as crazy glue!?
     
  7. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    All the best stories start like that....
     
  8. nationofmillions

    nationofmillions Member

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    my baby book starts like that...
     
  9. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    nah i'm guessing the more dehydrated someone is, the stickier their cum would be.
     
  10. Revenant Phantasm

    Revenant Phantasm Member

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  11. zeppelinhippie89

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    thats incredible, i wanna try that
     
  12. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    aarrh kack..
     
  13. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    Have you ever thought of making post-it-notes?
     
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    it's so true
    all of the best stories start like that
     
  15. Gumby

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    do you have a lot of shiny spots on your wall?
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