SO i need a lie

but i suck at lieing,

So as most of you know my parents went out of town for two weeks, Their back now.
Well before they left i basically blew 250$
mostly on pot, acid and the occasional trip to mcdonalds
the other half went to this site, where i buy my outfits

So i come home from work and my moms asking what did i buy for 85$ in arizona (which is the websites location)
N why i took 250 out of my account,
i told her i messed up the deposit slip but that u will deposit those 250 Asap
I basically have 60 in my purse, So im pretty fucked.



So what should i say i bought in arizona?

 

acid and mcdonalds

 

tell her you bought clothes. not even a lie.

or say "bitch, it's my money!"

 

just say "clothes" i dont think you need specifics... and if she asked what kind "an outfit for work"

 

and tell her the 250 was for hookers and blow

 

So joint and joker walked into a bar...there was hookers and blow...and i'm too high to think of a punchline...

that sucks they watch your money. clothes...fast food...movies...gas...

 

They most likely already know, anyway.

 

A bear walked into a bar and sat down. He banged on the bar with his paw and demanded a beer.
The bartender approached and said, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana."
The bear, becoming angry, once again demanded a beer.
The bartender again told him, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana."
The bear, very angry now, said, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender once again said, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana."
The bear went to the end of the bar and, as he had promised, ate the woman. He came back to his seat, and again demanded a beer.
The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana, that are on drugs."
The bear said, " I'm not on drugs."
The bartender said, "Yes you are. That was a bar bitch you ate."

 

my mom had barely figure out how to turn the computer own.

Damn my sister for leaving it on

 

nah, I mean know about what you bought

 

not A bad idea,
lets just hope my sister keeps her mouth shut bout being able to log into the website

 

bribe her

 

im already broke. Maybe ill offer to help her at work or something

 

*clears throat*
i think i had just suggested that...

 

ive made lying an art form, but my secret is simply: practice practice practice

not something im proud of ill admit

 

Lol and thank you porkstock

 

yea.. but i added the rebuttal.. which gives it more truthiness..

 

yea.. lying is a good art form to know.. not always the proudest moments though.. but hell.. some people can't handle the truth.. or the truth makes you an asshole.. and sometimes all you do care about is getting laid.. and could care less about the relationship or what her and her friends ate for lunch/dinner

 

lol my family used to tell me if i lied a the government would come and take me away

It worked for a few years,
then i realized that was a lie, plus the whole government is a lie.
but any who its still a bad habit to break

 

i just use it to get out of trouble. i usually dont care about hurting ppl's feelings, im usually brutally honest