So , I almost died in December

I really am not going to talk about what happened or any real details.

I cant really handle focusing on them right now.

I still do not know if there is a god. But I know this, I am not scared any more.

Is there an after life? I don't know.

But I am a different person now. I cant really explain any of this.

Why post it here?

The monkeys told me to post it. They are pretty bright.

Think I am going to roll me a joint and go watch me the moon.

Maybe she is looking at de moon too...

It could happen.

 

is this the first and only time you have almost died?

i've almost died at least 6 times that i can think of.

 

But you are still here. Pussy.

 

wow, what happened during those 6 times?

I almost died 3 times from drowning, and once I was in a trailer when a tornado hit it.

 

almost drown because some dumb lady threw me in a pool when i didn't know how to swim.(1)

same pool, got knocked off the steps by a big "wave". (2)

wave at the beach knocked me down and i got tangle in some kelp and couldn't stand back up. a nice lady picked me up and asked if i was okay, then set me right back down in the clump of kelp. i ran for the sand. (3)

was walking with two taller friends and i was in the middle. my hair all stood straight up, then lightening crashed about a hundred yards away. didn't find out until years later that that means you're about to get struck by lightening. (4)

step out behind the ice cream truck and a lady putting on make-up while driving almost hit me. (5)

while i was pregnant with my third kid, i had morning sicken. start choking on my barf and couldn't get it to go up or down. blacked out.. i think when i fell i knocked it lose...(6) uke:

 

I've never almost died. But I continue to almost live

 

Ok, here's mine.

(1) I was 4, wading into the water into the Black Sea, stepped off one of those underwater cliffs and couldn't swim. My mom wasn't watching me again (bitch) and some lady saw me go under and grabbed me by my pony tail. I remember thinking "wow so this is what it feels like to die" and then watched my red ribbon sinking into the water as I was being pulled up.

(2) I was about 5 or 6, also at the Black Sea. My uncle wasn't watching me and there were huge waves that day, kinda stormy. I was on the sand and a big wave came up and grabbed me and started pulling me out into the sea. I was clawing at the sand to keep from being swept out to sea but the wave kept pulling me and there was nothing I could do. Finally for some reason it let go and I was OK.

(3) I was with some family at a river for a vacation, I think I was 7. An older girl took me out into the deep part of the water. I couldn't swim. Suddenly she let go my hand and swam off. I was going under and swallowing a bunch of water, bobbing up and down trying to call for help. I was about gone when my grandpa finally saw me and ran to get me. I was puking for a long time afterward.

(4) I was asleep in a trailer when a tornado hit. I woke up at the last minute and the windows had sheets of rain covering them where you couldn't see out. I heard a strange sound.. yeah it did kinda sound like a train. I was still really groggy and out of it. After it hit I went into the living room and it took me a minute to realize why the hell it was so bright in there... the roof was gone. LOL!

 

ahahah holy moly!

 

Who's she?

 

I'm only glad that the car had enough room to swerve and stop while I was pissing in the road. What a bad way to go...."Yeah, Angela was drunk and hit by a car while pissing in the road." No one would be surprised but my parents would have been ashamed.

 

Yeah. Women have a way of putting on their makeup at the darndest times.



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I thought I was dying once...then It hurt so much I felt like killing myself...then I pissed out the jagged little thing and lived in fear of another one for the rest of life

 

I almost died once, too much oxycotin the first time i did it, and it just wasn't a good

 

I almost got struck my lightning, 20 feet away.

I also got stuck in the fast moving current of a flash flood, if the right rear wheel did not have gotten stuck on the edge of the curb I would have been the sixth person that night to die.

I have a few others but will not get into them at this time.

 

i almost died twice that i remember. once i was jumping off of a cliff into a lake and almost busted my head on a rock going down. another time i put my head through a window while i was having sex.

 

word

 

Yeah, I got caught in a riptide once where I could not touch when I was about 16. I drifted further out to sea and over from the shoreline.

Thankfully my dad was there on the beach watching me. He had to carried me in his arms onto shore. I remember being very surprised at how weak and tired I was.

 

I fell in this fast river once and thought wow this is really it. Then I caught ahold of a bolder and it wasn't really it.

 

These are all nice stories, I can't even remember all the times I've faced death. Almost doesn't count. I want to hear UA's story. Probably something Indiana Jones-like, an anaconda got into his bed or the Yano-Mamos firing blowgun darts at him or something cool...