so desprate for weed that I actually broke our safe.. lol

my hubby went away this weekend and I just ran out of bud and there's always more in our safe so I went to check if it was open and I had to try real hard but I got it open.. I'm all excited till I go to close it and it wont.. I broke the damn thing.. haha

he's going to freak when he gets home.. lol.. hopefully he'll just laugh that I was so desprete to smoke that I broke the damn thing... I didn't think I was that strong... and the thing is from Brinks Home Security.. haha yeah that would have kept the robbers out.. it says Certified Protection.. I guess it wasn't Hollie protected.. wtf? lol..

 

hahaha thats intense! i can't see how he'd be mad about it, thats pretty funny man.

 

I hope he thinks it's funny... I'm not super woman so the thing had to have been poorly made.. atleast he knows now.. lol

and I have a nice big bowl pack so I'm happy.. lol

 

at least it was for a good cause.

 

haha.. right..

 

lol right on

 

$10 says you cheated on him

 

why didnt you turn the knob on the front instead of smashing it open? in fact.. how the FUCK did you actually open the safe????

 

idk if ur being sarcastic.. but i dont exactly see how breaking the safe = cheating

 

how old are you?

 

who

 

..you..

 

wassup fiend

 

y?

 

y not?

 

cause it's really random.. im 16, but i was wondering y he even asked

 

BECAUSE HE HATES YOUR FUCKING GUTS

Ok probably not... Don't ask where that came from.

 

i was asking how old you were to see if you knew about the birds and the bees. the fact that you said "i dont exactly see how breaking the safe = cheating" suggests youre a little too young for the humour that you missed (which really was not complex and in fact had nothing to do with a safe)

youre 16 though , so really, youre amish or just no on the ball

 

You could probably get it replaced and just call em and tell em it broke.

 

o rly?