slurpees

when is it a bad time to have a slurpee? .. i say never.. they are always good

 

A bad time to have a slurpee? Maybe at a funeral.

 

I miss slurpees so much. When I was a kid I would walk to the local 7-11 ecery day for a kickass slurpee. There aren't any 7-11's here .

The last time I went back Colorado I ended up walking to 7-11 at 3:30 in the morning for a slurpee. I poured a shit load of rum in it and went around telling everyone how important that slurpee was to me.

 

LetLovinTakeHold you need a snoopy snowcone machine (or one of them "real" ones that actually crush the ice themself)

thats it.. my funeral.. SLURPEES FOR ALL!!! unless someone murders me just for a slurpee

 

When you're wiping your ass.

 

I think the last time I had a Slurpee was when I was maybe 9 or 10? Can't really remember! But I know it's been a looooong time since I had one.

My oldest son got one of those Artic Blast slushie thingies from DQ the other day, a blue raspberry one. I bet it tastes pretty similar? I don't know.

 

upgrade to a coolata

 

slurpees are fucking stupid

 

Mmm, or how about an iced caramel macchiato? Oh my goodness, pure bliss! My mother got my addicted to them! Shame on her!

 

mmmmmm slurpees and mmmmmmm slurpees and rum
now i want a slurpee
and more rum

 

Omg. That's hilarous. And then can you imagine like when it gets down to the bottom, and it starts making that noise that tells your theres no more. Hahaha, everyone would stare...hahaha.

Anyways. Yea slurpees are pretty amazing, I must admit.

 

Does that taste anything like an Iced Caramel Machismo?

 

Haha, yeah exactly. So inappropriate.

 

slurpee while standing in the snow/cold puddle?

 

i've had a slurpee on a rainy day.. many of times

 

I guess you must snort yours, I generally smoke them so it takes a long time, especially in the cold

 

i have slurpees in the snow, that's good is what it is

 

thats no surprise, Canadians are a nordic race

 

If your plane crashed in the Andes and you had to eat the pilot, copilot and an entire football team, and you were freezing to death while being stalked by a yeti, I don't think a slurpee would be appropriate.

But an ice cream chipwich... different story.

 

I live in the slurpee capital of the world for like 5 years running... we own the cup! I'm serious. My city is hotter than hell in the summer... I wont tell you which though, but you can damn well believe me.


(paranoid)