We all know the stoners that are the most paranoid mother fuckers in the world. They never stop being paranoid you know the person so you know when they start getting sketched out. Tell me some funny stories about friends you have that are paranoid for no reason all the time. I have a friend that freaks out every time we see a cop and he will ask me if I was speeding every time we drive by a cop. After we get a good distance away he always looks back to see if the cop is following lol. He never wants to go into a store or anything or see any people he knows whilst high. Sketch dude
your friend is kind of smart. i don't flaunt my drug use or do things that will give away im high. being paranoid has saved me many times.
Um...walking into the store to buy a soda isn't flaunting drug use. These are the types of things I'm saying. Obviously no one walks out of the post office and lights up a joint.
You know what im sorry about what i just said up there ^ its not true. but ive never hung out with a cokehead so i cant compare. I am one of the few chill stoners i know who is like fuck it lets light up here. most of the kids i hang around with are like no lets run up that fucking hill before we light this bowl. fuckers.
I agree people can think too much and ruin the experience of being high, paranoia comes with pot for a reason. We all have paranoia to a certain degree, it's just some way more than others when pot is involved. Your friend is normal, but not all stoners are that paranoid.
I'm the most paranoid person I know. I've already posted alot of the funnier times ive totally flipped out over nothing. But i'm never trippin' over cops or anything, I always just think theres people after me or I see aliens and fucked up weird shit, like midgets doin weird shit. lol My biggest sketching out is about what I call "shadow people" I see them all the time when im high. Then if I start flippin' out and talking about them other people around me start seeing them too lol.
Exactly man. Just smoke it real quick and it's straight. Running behind a building or in some bathroom or some random spot makes it way more sketch. Or going to a secluded parking lot for a marsh or nature trail is usually pretty good you know? Esepcially if there's no one around. Usually the only people I see are other people smoking weed lol but my friend refuses to smoke there cuz he thinks its sketch.
For sure I always think people are sketched out about me for some reason. This one time I was at a gas station and this old lady that was workin the register took my plates down when I was talking on my phone in the parking lot lol all I did was buy a soda I have no idea why she wrote it down but I booked it the fuck out of there lol
i used to be like that, light wherever, whenever. i learned that some self control and discipline can be very rewarding. i mean shit, i dont ever find myself in a bind where i NEED TO SMOKE now, i always take some kind of precaution and prepare for a good time. don't get me wrong, walking to the taco shop while smokin a j is great, i am just mad careful.
Yea man and sometimes you are already baked so you light it up it random spots you know you just want to smoke a joint
Haha i remeber buying a soda with a handful of shrooms to eat the mushies with, turned around after paying and everything with one hand and shoved them all in my mouth, not sketchy really but who buys a drink while holding shrooms?
I know a kid that can't go to school when he gets to high. He just stands out in front making weird noises.
I know. I'm the exact opposite. Im completely chill when I'm high, or not. Wave to cops, I'm always friendly. Sure I might not go home immediately after I blaze, but when I need to go home after I am a little better off I do everything completely nonchalantly. Probably why I got caught... LOL we blazed in the middle of the woods on the first day of rifle season....
^sounds like a good story i never really was sketchy, even on coke i dont get paranoid android im just relaxed, that is my demeanor, despite the mind
hehe we didnt see any hunters thou. We did hear a lot of gun shots pretty close by, we stayed I. The shoreline.
That would freak me out. Gunshots while high would be awful. I remember working on some fencing at a park (there was a fair on the next day so they went up overnight) Once the big metal wire fence things were up we had to block it out with plastic. We were putting that up, I was the only one on the outside, and I was high. Then 3 police cars show up, bash in a house door guns drawn, and search the place (could see in windows) they obviously found nothing and left.... I nearly shat myself. Twice
