silly little nephew

i have a 12 yr old nephew and i took him to a party and let him drink loads and he got really drunk and broke his front tooth on one of the chairs and now i hav eto pay him 100 pounds or else he'll tell my sister and her husband will probably kick my ass, now thats what i call black humour

 

why dont you just tell him to stick some chicklets where his tooth broke..

 

yeah like in denis the menace when denis ruined mr. wilsons dentures

 

haha, yeah, you could always craft him a new tooth..and maybe no one will notice..

 

good idea i'll do it when he's asleep and i'll tell him that it grew back, dont chicklets go off in a couple of years, i'd have to keep changing it every couple years, this has already pushed in to the situation of being a dodgy unkle, how about i just tie him to the back of my car and blame it on some one that i like or at least a mute who cant write (and theres plently of them around)

 

yeah, but then you'd have to get rope and find a mute or just tell him you dont know what happened..and if your nephew tells, just ask like he's crazy or knock out on of his back teeth and mount it on the broken one

 

i think tieing him to a car and going for a drive is going to leave spechless enough

 

Tell your sister that you got a little boozed up and could'nt keep an eye on him, then offer to pay to fix the tooth. If you do that the lil fucker won't have anything on you.

 

Hell it would probably be cheaper to pay the 100 pounds than pay to have the tooth fixed, dentists are fucking expensive...

 

too fucking right man, death inexpensive and expensive all at once.....ahhhhhhh i know i'll sell him on ebay make some money, get rid of him, problem solved

 

You could probably make a nice profit selling him...

 

I dont know....

People get all butt-hurt about someone trying to sell their vote on e-bay. Trying to sell your nephew on e-bay might be a bit more difficult. But...I'd buy him... I'm sure he'd make a good slave....mwahahahahahaha!!!!

 

haha, put your nephew in a gimp suit and I am sure he will sell quick

 

sold, he is now the property of lord fruss of "dont tell your mother" productions in germany. he will be a star of small preverted screens

 

this is England (a tear rolls down my cheek), drinking is as bad as speaking out of turn, i got drunk for the first time when i was about 11 at my sisters wedding. good time

 

Hehe jolly 'ol England eh?

 

haha, my dad gave me a drink of his beer when I was 10 Maybe thats what started my infactuation with beer Gee, thanks Dad

 

more of a whiskey man my self, it turns me into a hyperactive poet and want to run and dance, beer makes me sluggish and grumpy