Sighns [thoughts o de carlos]

[ye its meant to say sighns im not sure if its right or not too dyslexic to b clear, the irony]

so i wonder, is the fier exit sighn ther so that a fire knows where to leave. notice that you have a fire exit there incase of fire, but when theres a fire does it ever use it?.....it doesnt go anywhere near.....someone cocked up there big time.

at the hospital there was a sighn saying 'thank u for no smoking'....going with the conversational attitude of the sighn, i got out my marker pen and wrote under neath 'thats ok i dont smoke'

i was on the train today, there was a sighn stuck on the window saying 'no smoking'.........tell me what kind of insane hardcore smoker is gona try and smoke a window?????????

 

Literal thinking's great, you could spend a whole day in the weird world of signs....that's SIGNS by the way

 

hahaaa man you crack me up. tis good being able to MSN with you more often, it keeps me insane...

 

There's a sign at work that says "Please do not put stickers on the conveyor belts". I was planning on putting a sticker on the sign.

 

ever think of trying stand up comedy?

roly.xxx

 

I'm too lazy for that. Sit-down comedy is more my style.

 

well its cool that you asked, i think about stand up comedy allot i want to be a comedien, or an allroud entertainer.
i have performed two stand up acts before an there both went pretty well, ppl laghed.

im tryna wright a stand up act at the moment about insanityjust a subject that i cant seem to get off my mind.

did you realise that you should neva use you foot to kill a wasp, because then your foot will become a murder wepon , and this can all be very alkward in court if you sitting on trial and your foot is on the table market exibit A.
and of course think of the embaresment when they ask you i you reconise exibit A and you dont know.