*sigh* I'm hearbroken

Just before I left the island last month, I met this dude at a bar. I hardly remember him, as he had a tab and I was on it. Anyways, we have had sorta a texting relationships since. He seemed pretty cool, but what would I know? Today he found me on myspace, and as it turns out, he's hot. More specifically, he's got a rockin bod. Why didn't I take advantage of him when I had the chance. No if's and's or but's about it, I'm heading back to that damn island ASAP.

 

i how it feels to wish u had done something but u didn't now ur pissed about it.

 

Do it, and ravage him to death.

 

^^^^^
Oh I will!!!! Pretty much my specialty. I'm a real animal. bwahaha

 

I could have fucked individual A, but I didn't. Then I could have fucked individual B, but didn't. Then I'm thinking about fucking individual C, but he might could be married. Then...etc. etc.

 

Sami, you need to just drop the search and get with me. You have no idea what you are missing, I am an awesome cook, I am caring and sensitive, and I fuck like an oversexed wildebeast. :biggrin:

 

While Cherea was farting around thinking about these things I had a threesome with B and C, and got A's phone number.

 

You had me until you mentioned that caring and sensitive bit. N/M
Wanna fuck?

 

Hell yes! You are muy beautiful and I still have a few frequent flyer miles left. hehe

 

Sweeeet. How soon can you be here? Will it trouble you that I live with my mom? My bed isn't too squeaky. tehehe

 

No sweetie, no problem. But that does bring up another question....how squeaky are you?? lol

 

I'm like a freakin rubber ducky.

 

For some odd reason, that turned me on slightly. haha Should I be careful so I don't bust you, or should I just ravage the hell out of you til you can't squeak anymore?

 

Not possible, but you should try it anyways. I cannot be held responsible for any, uh, chafing; bring Gold Bond.

 

I LOVE you bitches from the milky way.

 

Hahaha I lurve lurve lurve you for loving them bitches from the Milky Way, bitches from the milky way....

 

Awwe yea aweeyea awe yeea awwyea awwweeeyeeaa. Whatcha gonna say whatcha gonna say. Bitches from the milky way!

 

""Awwee yall just as fast as sperm" WTF!?!?!??!!?! LMFAO. :biggrin:

 

Lets go to Vegas and get married and let that be our song?

 

I'm falling in lust with you as we speak. I like the way you think. My bitches, yall bitches, he bitches, she bitches.