Shrooms through an airport.

A friend of mine is going on vacation in a few weeks and he wants some opinions on it.

 

I don't advocate any illegal activities especially online. But completely hypothetically if I were to do such a thing which I never ever would and definitely haven't done before ;-)

I would empty out a shampoo bottle and wrap my desired contraband very heavily in many layers but in a way so the baggies are very long and thin. Then I would insert it fully into the shampoo bottle and fill it back up completely. Then when I landed I would cut open the shampoo bottle with a razor.

Also i would make sure you have other things like shampoo in the bag so it's not suspicious.

For example toothpaste ecet.

If you go with a shampoo bottle two bottles of liquor and an echa sketch and your Pink Floyd discography expect to get caught.

That is of course if any of this were serious, which it's not.

 

Liquids are ban on planes remember.

 

Only on your carry on bag you can put it in the luggage storage in the hull of the plane. The bags you get from baggage claim after the flight.

 

That could work for him, any other suggestions.

 

Eat them before the trip?

 

Uhh, I think he wants to trip on the vacation.

 

He could mail it to where he's going to be staying...

 

He's with his family at a resort.

 

do they even train sniffer dogs to mark mushrooms?

 

Another thing to do is get a big ass bandage and put it on his back with the mushrooms hidden inside it, even if they notice it it is an invasion of medical privacy to search somebody's wounds. I don't think dogs smell for mushrooms. Also, perhaps hiding them in plan sight? Maybe getting a pack or dried portabellas from the supermarket and doing the all switcheroo but keep the label on? Seems kinda risky to me but who knows that might work. Also he can just put them in his pockets/ underwear, they won't show up on a metal detector and they don't pat you down and shit so I don't see how that wouldn't work. I'd go with the shampoo though seems safest.

 

yeah, he's afraid of the dogs behind the scene sniffing peoples bags. Does security go through your stuff that you check?

 

also do dogs sniff the bags?

 

Dogs won't smell mushrooms. All mushrooms smell too similar for them to be able to pick out psilocybians.

 

Are you sure? because I've read places they can be trained to.

 

Shrooms don't contain metal; therefore they cannot set off a metal detector. Make a hidden pocket on the inside of your clothing, even if it is in an uncomfortable place. Keep them in there through security and make sure the pocket can't be felt. I can't see how they could find them unless somehow you get randomly searched. once through security, if it is uncomfortable, remove them from your pocket and place them in the bottom of your bag. Don't do anything that could get you into any trouble and you should be fine.

Even though putting things inside your checked baggage should be safe, they can still look through there while you're not standing right there and you can't decline a search. I'm pretty sure if you HAVE to you can decline a search and just not go through security not get on your flight etc. so it would be better to have them on you, so if you know they'll find them you can just refuse a search.

If you're a ballsy motherfucker you can probably just have them sitting in your normal pocket as long as they don't bulge or look suspicious.

 

Ha, my favorites so far are just stuffing them in the taint area, or the shampoo bottle. Since he's with his family and white so I doubt he'll draw much attention as far as terrorist threats go.

*EDIT* He also could just put a lock on the suitcase.

 

^^The only locks you can legally put on suitcases are ones that have a TSA master key. otherwise they have the right to cut it off and usually will open the bags then.. the majority of dogs sniffing are there for explosives not drugs. Your best bet is to carry them on you. When SWIM travels with party favors on planes, so about once a month, he just keeps the goods in his pockets and moves on and makes sure he's dressed like a young professional and has nothing to set off the metal detector. Keep it in your carry on bag, use the shitter right before security and move to your on body place, then after security return to bag it works like a charm. Just remember, jackets and sweatshirts must be removed so those are out for hiding places.

 

Dude strait up if i was ever gonna take shit on a plane i would just fuckin tape the sack to my gooch that part between your asshole and your nuts hahaha it would work even if you got frisked. but if you see dogs i would say totally bail any way possible be on the look out for dogs because you would probably be fucked it's not even worth it those dogs smell everything through anything except vaseline i've heard

 

dogs have to be specially trained, and mushrooms are rarely if ever a problem drug. they train dogs to sniff for coke, heroin, weed, meth, and MDMA, I believe. anything not in these families should be safe, to my recollection.